cirie being the one to be exiled bc she’s blessed and highly favored. #survivor50

Cirie's chip finally got drawn! Really leaving the bad vibes of BB25 behind, hopefully. #Survivor50

UCL: Bayern Munich 4:3 Real Madrid (6:4); recap takeaways and player ratings Real Madrid exit this season's Champions League in the quarter-finals.

Overall a solid performance from us that came to nothing thanks to some poor decisions in the final minutes of the game. Here are my quick thoughts on Real Madrid's exit from Champions League 2025/26.

#HalaMadrid #UCL #BayernMunichRealMadrid #Substack

Soothsayer vibes. I knew it, and Camavinga got the red to prove it 😂 #ucl #BayRMA #ChampionsLeague #RealMadrid

Even when Madrid lose, it never hurts too much because you see all the jealous antimadridistas crawling out from under their rocks and reminding you Real Madrid is the biggest club in the world. Always a small-ish comfort. Stay bitter x

FT: #BayernMunich 4:3 #RealMadrid

A very entertaining game in which we kept our chances alive for most of the game but Camavinga's another poor showing killed the game for us. Sad to go out in the final minutes of the game but at least we made it hard for this very strong Bayern side.

#HalaMadrid

That red card ruined the game. it was an all‑time European classic until then. Congrats to Bayern. #UCL #BayRMA #ChampionsLeague #ucl #realmadrid

Disasterclass 😩

⚽️ Arda Guler 1’
⚽️ Aleksandar Pavlovic 6’
⚽️ Arda Guler 29’
⚽️ Harry Kane 38’
⚽️ Kylian Mbappe 42’

The first half between Bayern Munich and Real Madrid is certainly living up to the pre-match hype.

Alvaro Arbeloa’s side lead on the night - it is now 4-4 on aggregate.

HT: #BayernMunich 2:3(4:4) #RealMadrid

Great first half filled with goals and great duels. Bayern looking great again, same as last week, but we are having our own moments of brilliance that are keeping us alive. Long 45 minutes to go, need to stay focused and avoid silly mistakes.

#HalaMadrid

Barely breathing 😂😂😂

If you don’t like futbol you’re missing out. This game is insane. Madrid 3 Bayern 2 and it’s only 43 minutes 😂 Meanwhile the two souls watching Arsenal vs Sporting .. God be with them 😂😂 #BayvsRMA #UCL

COMO NO TE VOY A QUERER ARDA!!!!!! GOLAZO!!! #UCL

Lunin is killing us man 😔 #BayvsRMA #UCL #HalaMadrid

ARDA!!!!! VAMOS!!!!! #UCL

was not expecting Thierry Henry to reference both the Men's and Women's March Madness Championships to draw a comparison to today's UEFA Champions League results, the necessity of team effort to win games

he specifically shouts out Gabriela Jaquez in how she played and compared to Marcos Llorente

By this time tomorrow I’ll either be deep‑diving every live YouTube fútbol podcast celebrating a #RealMadrid win.. or drowning my sorrows with #Survivor50 instead. No in‑between. #UCL #HalaMadrid

Sporting ??
Don’t be greedy 😂😂😂

Atlético Madrid defeat Barcelona and advance to their first #UCL semifinals since 2017 👏

Now I can finally breathe a sigh of relief. Hate watching accomplished. Barça down to ten men 😂😂😂 #AtletiBarca #UCL

Agreed. They’re inviting way too much pressure and they can’t sit on a one‑goal lead against Barca. That’s exactly why they always end up bottling these moments..

Fantastic game of fútbol so far. Forty five more minutes to go, and if we’re lucky we may get more. #AtletiBarca #UCL

Oof 😅 that’s brutal

Celebratory dance in Hungary

I wasn’t aware clergy were now responsible for policing crime scenes and managing nuclear stockpiles

Happy Birthday Coco!! 🥳🎉

JD Vance is America’s Liz Truss. She killed the Queen. He killed the Pope and now, metaphorically, Viktor Orbán.

Exactly. Couldn’t agree more. Banking on a stoppage‑time penalty at home is embarrassing and we can’t keep treating penalties as the plan

We have a coach who specializes in making stupid excuses. Whether the foul on Mbappe was a penalty, banking on a 93rd minute penalty to beat Girona at home is embarrassing

It’s unacceptable, no excuses left 😐