Today's winner of the Internet. Congratulations!

Today I turn 89. I’ve seen this country at its best and its worst, and I know how much community matters. For my birthday, I’m asking you to stand with PFLAG and support the work that’s helped so many in the LGBTQ+ community, including me. give.pflag.org/page/95493/d...

I can believe in this Jesus! 😂

Forward Guidance with Prime Minister Mark Carney YouTube video by Mark Carney

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#Canada the full address from the Prime Minister to every one of us. Take the time to listen.

The FBI guy is on a paranoid bender and won’t leave his room.

The War guy quotes bible passages from Pulp Fiction.

The Health guy collects raccoon dicks.

It’s an Idiocracy on steroids.

God may have a word about that.

Well-played, @zeit

50 years ago!
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Should Canada consider joining the European Union? A majority of Canadians believe Canada should consider joining the European Union (EU).

“The vast majority of Canadians (83%) agree that Canada should consider joining the European Union.” 🇨🇦🇪🇺

My wait continues!

The Toronto Maple Leafs are once again in deep, deep shit

Know the difference!

Look at Maria Bartiromo’s face.

It seems that Trump has finally encountered a worthy opponent in the ongoing debate over trolling!

"Dammit Jim, I'm a Doctor, not a bloody mind reader!" - Dr. "Bones" McCoy

#DonaldTrump

#Poilievre, you have some explaining to do to the #CPC voters.

When support drops to single digits, especially in #QC down to 3%, there is something clearly wrong.

Bring on them apples 🍎 PP. #cdnpoli

He never entered US politics, you sniveling fucking manchild. He's doing his fucking job by calling out evil, grifting fucks like you and your syphilitic daddy.
Maybe you should learn how to do your's, you emo couch fucking closet twink.

Rest In Peace Remo
28 Sep 2014 - 13 Apr 2026 11:30 PM
Ill be back when I can breathe

R.I.P. Remo 🙏.
They go too soon!
Our guy Shiloh will be waiting for him.

My American uncle, a machinist, told me this 50 years ago.

The best screw you have never had is Canadian. YouTube video by Tod Maffin

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This is what Times Square will look like when Congress or a cheeseburger finally does its job

Biblical

How the fuck is the president and Secretary of State at a UFC fight in Miami while war negotiations affecting the world economy are falling apart.

And I know that MFer isn’t going to try to play golf tomorrow too.

Jesus told me if you watch this you don’t need to go to church tomorrow.

Now that’s a wrestling match I could get into! 🤣