Me before: I respect no government official

Me now: I respect one government official

Do people actually do this (intentionally?)

Amber

Amber in a black dress

First day back at work. New outfit.

This is the way

Same. At least I'm wearing a cute new dress today, as if that offsets my record-breaking patient load 😭

This was on sale for $60, but it was originally $100 or so

$15 at Ross 😎

You're the best Bot-tan!

Amber

Amber in a black dress

First day back at work. New outfit.

What we know from the Dominion lawsuit discovery is that this man thought Trump was repulsive from the onset, made it clear to everyone around him, but played the opposite on TV because he knew where the money was at the time. That's the kind of character he has. Or rather, lacks.

TIL that a good midrange hair dryer is life-changing compared to a shitty $20 one.

Bro hasn't just put the cart before the horse, he's also put the wheels before the cart.

She does

The problem is that he keeps sending other people out to fix the problem for him, but because he hired incompetent sycophants, they keep failing.

She deserves the world, even if she thinks she doesn't

Dementia Donnie is probably furious about how this keeps distracting him from more important things like his ballroom and Arch

I suspect there's a lot of people who derived hope from your transition too ♥️

Yes I get the sensation too

I still have it. It's why I have to be under like an umbrella or something when I'm at the pool on a lounge chair

@hiyinx.bsky.social is the reason I transitioned. Without Michelle, there'd be no Amber. I think about that a lot.

Foreboding

Does anybody else have a phobia where if you lay on your back and stare at the sky (especially on a bright day with clouds) you develop a severe fear of "falling into the sky?"

Trump firing all the women in his cabinet is very on-brand.

What I call the Pokemon breeding areas in Sword and Shield

Derek

Amber

Tired: Transitioning late means you missed out on so many years and what if it doesn't work and...

Wired: Looking younger and hotter in your 40s than you did in your 20s

Amber

Amber

Oh yeah my 40s are gonna be way better than my 30s

Hot Girl Summer incoming!

169.8 lbs

October: 205lbs

Today:

You spend so much time trying to find the perfect waifu instead of asking why you can't be the perfect waifu