Why must it pop up on nearly every search, and why does the giant glowing “Continue” button take me out of Safari to some other place I do not care to go

Bring back hanging for whoever is responsible for this

This has led to a significant reduction in things I need to deal with, and is the type of out-of-the-box thinking I’m trying to bring to 2026

I will simply continue calling things a “problem for next year”

Why was I so much cooler as a baby

OK, actually there are specifically two trains running in the whole of the UK today.

One is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T5, and one is going between Heathrow Central and Heathrow T4.

Presenting the tube map for services on Christmas Day 2025

She is going to fall over!

Starting to think she’s a bit lopsided

90s/00s online banking security practices should genuinely be considered a form of mass hysteria

Who is responsible for all these counterproductive “security” practices every outdated financial institution seems to implement? There is no way any rational person would think of them independently? Was there a gas leak at some conference?

Losing my mind

Avril Equine

I wish I was a donkey so someone would describe me this way

This is the only type of ad I want to get from now on

That’s all I know about it, that you can pet the foxes

Is that the one with the foxes

I just haven’t been the same since learning peanuts aren’t nuts at all

This knowledge will increase it to “elevated”

But think of the children (they deserve to have their private data stolen)

I may start moving my data out of the UK

Discouraging (or actively outlawing) end-to-end encryption is entirely counterproductive to their stated goals, completely ridiculous, and evidence of near criminal incompetence

get fucked

The app in general is a study in how to best frustrate me specifically

Don’t forget the AI customer support chat bot

Every website is awful

You can swipe up from the address bar to get there

There have been exciting developments in teeth

Before Meta Ray-Ban Display glasses, we had NASA's Virtual Interface Environment Workstation (VIEW)

Fucking hell