Jared Kuschner might be a good fit there.

They want another Mafia Oligarch

Escaped from prison Francis Begbie style?

McSweeney is due some real scrutiny.

You must’ve missed last May.

We’ve got our fair share of racist fans. All clubs have. None of this abuse will have come from match going supporters.
Most likely from less enlightened nations.
If all of our players put in the effort of Kevin we wouldn’t be in this position. He’s a decent player & seems like a very likeable guy

We are getting key players back. These players have beaten Man City, Dortmund and Atletico this season. We will be ok.

Leeds on their day is a hard game for anyone. Could be said for most of the league. Probably with the exception of us tbh. We will get out of this though.

We have a new manager. We are already playing better. We have players returning from injury. We’ll be fine

He’s gone on the 8th of May anyway

I’ve always fancied learning chess

I must’ve cropped the page early

Goal difference is a real possibility. It’s worth an extra point, and if it changes we’re fucked anyway.

Have there been rearranged fixtures?

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Snide Cola was rotten back then

A draw is probably my preferred outcome.

I replaced some bathroom carpet for Charles Gray. James Bond villain and Rocky Horror show narrator. He said that he always came home drunk and pissed over it.

Drunk driver wasn’t he?

I’ve just put Superglue on the receiver in a pissy phone box

This is 70s Week

That’s what we are conditioned to do

Game on then

I’m not a Tory ffs

I think she died. That might be a bit inappropriate. Especially with an election looming

Stay within a point of them. They’re away to Newcastle on the last day. We will improve. We’ve got this #coys

I’ll wear a Fedora and smoke a cigar in the bath if they win.

OMFG I had to go and check that this ACTUALLY happened.

Since when does the BBC ever do chyrons with a political party's branding, rather than their own? Not to mention this is during a pre-election campaign purdah.

(h/t @iainsol.bsky.social)

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