Vibe Reporting of the finest order. They want us all scared of their hype machines.

Also if you don't follow @edzitron.com, follow @edzitron.com

Alan

Eugene Levy Columbo would have been a very special era

Peter Mandelson should never have been appointed Ambassador...but worth remembering the Tories & especially Farage clutching their pearls now had no problem with it at the time

This is the sort of discrimination ducks face on a daily basis...

And yet the world just looks away & walks on by

(smashed by me!)

Two mugs bought recently (one smashed, which may not be Matt's fault) - love Gail's designs 👇🏻👇🏻👇🏻

Reform is bad (they are the worst)so stop going on about Starmer & Mandelson is the weirdest take

So everything Trump said Friday was flat out lies/senile rants (Iran has agreed America can come & take enriched uranium stockpile/Iran will never shut the Strait again etc) - Certain the media will hold King Tango to account for this today, rather than just salivating over his latest 5am shitpost

England fans facing hugely inflated prices to get to New Jersey's MetLife Stadium for World Cup games The cost of getting the train from New York to the venue, where the Three Lions play Panama in their final group game, will be £111 - nearly 12 times the usual fare.

DON'T COME HERE.



They kidnap people off the streets & throw them in filthy holes.

They don’t care who you are.



They don't care if you're white, either, if you think that'll save you.



They have quotas.

(It’s all about money.)

THE US IS NOT SAFE.



STAY AWAY.
news.sky.com/story/englan...

Congrats to everyone who fell for this just because Anthropic said it lol

No memory of this existing, or why it did.

Subscribe to Private Eye magazine TODAY and get the next issue delivered direct to your door. Gift subscriptions also available.

➡️ Get 26 issues for just £52.
🔗 checkout.private-eye.co.uk/SingleItem?I...

They are such wonderful fun

Trump: We won the moon! We sent up a beautiful bigly rocket and it didn't even land on an Iranian school or hospital.

New Private Eye on shelves now.

A photo of the front cover of issue 1673 of Private Eye magazine, with the caption “on shelves now.” The main headline reads “HUNGARY: ORBAN LOSES HISTORIC ELECTION.” The central image shows Viktor Orbán standing on stage alongside JD Vance, both raising their arms in front of a cheering crowd with Hungarian and US flags in the background. A speech bubble reads, “Who says America can’t achieve regime change?” A strapline at the bottom reads “HUGE TRIUMPH FOR MAGA (SURELY MAGYAR? ED.).”

Hungary: Orban loses historic election

The new Private Eye is out now.

Isaiah 34:9 - 'You and me baby are nothing but mammals, but the good Lord will smite any man whoeth lays with another out of wedlock as they do on the Discovery Channel.'

a cartoon dog is sitting at a table in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine Alt: a cartoon dog is sitting in front of a fire with the words it 's fine everything is fine

Keir Starmer in his office as
Mandelson decisions are made...

A pile of colourful print designs

Sometimes being a one woman creative business isn’t all it’s cracked up to be.
Today has been one of those days where I haven’t sold anything in my online shop.
Have a look at my shop and please repost to spread the word. Thanks.
gailmyerscough.co.uk

Did someone say it was Bevereginos time

My day on BlueSky has been suitably ominous...

Has Elon bought BlueSky?

Artemis splashes down

From the new Private Eye, out now.

Private eye latest cover

Can the JD Vance humiliation world tour possibly get any worse...

Is the Pope a Catholic?

Flagship Freeport Teesside gives up on “customs zone” that behind the policy in the first place as if falls into financial disarray - and more on scandalous shake down of a local company to extract millions for the businessmen controlling it. Details in current @privateeyenews.bsky.social.

Sadistian order were mine I recall.

Our new issue of The Eye on sale now!

Private eye latest cover

Can the JD Vance humiliation world tour possibly get any worse...

Is the Pope a Catholic?