who’s what’s

lmao

see that’s how you do it

i recoil at myself and apologize, and bear my soul to you. and this is your response!

they never texted me back after i said wrong number and now i’m kind of disappointed. might hit him up on my own and stir the pot for some juicy gossip.

sorry that was defensive, i’m raw from work… forgive me. thank you for participating in my joke jeremy.

yeah that was my joke thanks jeremy

i love that caroline polachek is wearing a pair of koss porta pros in the album art for Desire. a real deep cut for all us headphone freaks out there.

that is what i landed on lol it seemed way too detailed and involved to be a scam text, and they haven’t responded since i said wrong number.

lmfao what the hell

the plot is thickening

new scam text method just dropped

i’m not fully convinced they’re a real band. i’m almost certain they are a made up band, a hallucination being fed into my mind to speed up the mind-loosing process. basically i think everyone is intentionally driving me to psychosis with his band.

this is how i feel anytime someone mentions “angine de poitrine,” the fake band that doesn’t exist but is selling out stadiums one week after their lies were shared on the internet

looking at the copy or Ulysses i’ve owned since like high school thinking the time is coming soon. i need to read it.

reading ulysses after reading infinite jest in an effort to get laid

i can’t wait to get home and smoke weed and read infinite jest

talked to my therapist about how i’ve been feeling dissociated lately, feeling like my mind is watching my body live its life as a separate entity it’s somehow inextricably linked to still, and she told me i need to find a new job.

and i like some of All Birds shoes… but what the fuck do they know about AI??

love to enjoy a small glass, at the end of my work day begging to wind down, taking variantly small sips and giant gulps, of tequila

i love to enjoy a sip, or even a mouthful, of tequila

when an institution that’s good for people loses money it’s a failure. when an institution designed to kill people loses like 100x as much money it’s considered a wild success.

i love when my first hit of weed after work gets me so high i completely forget to finish the bowl

joel embiid has appendicitis bc he’s committed to being basketballs own jair bolsonaro

i love to appreciate another person’s patience

having an intervention for my friend bc he’s going to disney for the third time in as many months

gotta collect the unique forwards marking various eras and shifts in societal perception of the book’s life. i am in here.

well the narrative is a circle, see, so it never quite ends.

if only neon wario could see this

just used “[sic]” in a work email. they’re gonna kill my humanities educated ass.