This interview last night made me think of @bcdreyer.social and wonder what the opposite of Kevin Hasset's schmackenpussen is.

I feel like it's poorly understood that Trumpism is *explicitly* about Trump and his allies getting to play by their own set of rules literally wherever possible

You tap, we donate $1

Any of you that use T-Mobile for free MLB- go make them donate to national parks. Coolthx

I love her.

Michael...the John Travolta movie?

I'm having a hard time understanding the outrage over the luxury second home tax in New York. The socialist paradise of South Carolina triples your property tax if it is not your primary residence and the hoops they make you jump through to prove it's your primary residence are not small.

If it weren't 9:30 p.m., with my son still awake and chattering in his room, I'd be standing up cheering.

"I would put money down that a mandatory measles vaccine will do more for the survival of American children than anything OpenAI has accomplished with all of its billions of dollars to date."

Lawyers like to capitalize "the Court" to show respect and I fucking refuse. They can have their capital C when all Americans have the right to appropriate health care.

Eh, six of 'em don't deserve to have their names spelled correctly. Or capitalized.

I'd like to recreate my theater experience of Magic Mike, when Ed Koch and his gentleman friend arrived just before showtime and sat in the front row.

AI will never be able to be as savage as an editorial cartoonist on top of their game.

We are building an addition on the house and the electricians are here today. When they aren't drilling through brick walls they keep finding parts of the house where the wires go the absolute opposite way they should. The power to laptop has been off since 10:30 a.m. This happens every time.

This is one of my favorite opinion pieces we've published lately. Just the simple act of saying to someone who's had their livelihood yanked away, "I see what you're going through, and I respect the work you were doing, and here's how I can help," is a profound gesture of caring.

Please, please click through to the story to see Justin Morrison's fantastic Plato bobblehead GIF.

Birthday dinner for my brother Charlie tonight, which brings the marathon of birthday season to an end. I made five pounds of pork carnitas and there's basically nothing left. There were five adults at dinner.

Authentic Continental Congress atmosphere!

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Me when my mother calls me a savage as a way of critiquing my housekeeping when she is out of town

I love that a new generation is getting to feel about Mamdani the way I felt about Obama.

Oh my GODDFDDFDDDD

The FBI Director, the DC US Attorney, and the Secretary of Defense walk into a bar.

Apparently like every day.

My Subaru is electric. Make of that what you will.

Rufus has unmade the bed while I was in the shower. Despite having no opposable thumbs, he has pulled back the duvet and made himself at home.

Please tell me I'm not the only one with a rescue dog who spent some portion of his life living outside who now sleeps on his human's good linens.

Shout out to my neighbor who started mowing their lawn at 8 a.m. on a Saturday. Joke's on you, buddy, because my son was awake at 7.

Suddenly everyone's an expert on ancient Hindu symbols

Hi, I am doing an insane thing: I am asking for parenting advice on the internet.

My son ran out from between two parked cars and into the middle of the parking lot at day care today. He was about 4 feet from a moving car when I grabbed him.

He's 2. Any ideas on how to communicate DO NOT DO THAT?

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The two-year-old ran out between two parked cars and into the middle of the parking lot at day care this afternoon and this is me

Treat yourself to reading this. It's delightful—the polar opposite of the large roseate screaming man.

I had this happen with a can of pineapple once. Maybe something about the acidity but I also agree that it was probably contaminated.

I have "You Oughtta Know" stuck in my head now.

My instinct was to reward him with a treat and then I realized he isn't a dog. I lavishly praised him instead.