I want you to go in to that bag and find my bag of silver…It’s the one that says ‘Bad Motherfucker’.

Haven’t they suffered enough?

This sounds great, Megan. Congratulations.

See also: ‘familam’.

‘…it is what it is’. Dick. I’ll never forgive the harm these people caused.

Fuhgettabowdit…

As a companion to Overnight, can I recommend Nightfaring by @meganeaves.com .

Congratulations gentlemen. You appear to have won at life.

Designer dog crossbreeds show more 'undesirable' behaviours, vets say The Royal Veterinary College says popular

You’ve seen this, I take it? *weary sigh* . Tell me about it, mate. Tell me about it.

www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...

I’m making my son and plus son watch it, just to show them how *not* to be.

What a bleedin’ plum.

“…This is no Roosevelt we’re dealing with here…”

You’re expecting them to have done some basic research? Rookie error.

Our sensors have picked up an incoming barrage of emergency podcasts.

See also: bald fembots to illustrate AI.

Thanks for subsplaining that guy!

My unpopular opinion is that it’s possible to have too much curling.

It’s a shame as I was about to launch a campaign about how to go away if you’re a 66 year old man from Norfolk. I guess that’ll have to wait now.

Watch and learn, US political establishment, watch and learn. This is how you do accountability*.

*with obvious caveats around whether anything actually happens now.

One percenter travel porn = engagement bait

Textbook non-apology apology, reluctantly offered under duress. What a tosser.

Jesus! Is that real?!

I appreciate it’s a city in China, but did they make room for azure skies, turquoise seas, and talcum powder beaches? And buildings nestled in rolling hills?

I rate that sweatband. You don’t see many of those these days.

Let’s hope so.

‘…awesome personality…’ is doing a lot of heavy lifting. #thetraitors

Dropping truth bombs and looking awesome as he does so. 🕶️

Neighcation - horseback holidays
Baecation - with pals
Haycation - working holiday during harvest season
Feycation - with fans of gender-fluid early 90s indie music
Laycation - sleep tourism
Que?cation - Spanish language holiday.

It’s just so easy.

*heavy sigh*

Prick.