spirth

I really like that greenway though

ok so not things that walk on legs, which is what I was talking about

ugh this guy likes pie. cake gang, get him!

hooting and hollering

"what if a blond guy was hot"

she literally posted admitting all the RT spam ones are fake and run by one guy. you can borp-borp your way over to the search function to find it, sea lion

she was boosting scams

are they using actual killbots like the dog thing? I'd only heard they were doing a lot with drones

the number one show on any streamer is whatever its most popular 90s/00s sitcom is. after that it's procedurals, after that it's whatever's closest to porn

*not Avatar, the coworkers you don't talk to genuinely love those

Those billion-dollar opening weekends for certain patently unwatchable films* are fake. It's an international money laundering scheme with a side of securities fraud.

Oh and all streamers "top ten most watched" lists are total lies. Countdown was not the number one show on Amazon, let's be serious

hey I just thought of a flaw you could work on

I have a friend who is thriving in that lifelong dream of owning a bar and another friend who wishes that friend well but will never ever patronize that business because he's an alcoholic. a friend with a traumatizing history of miscarriages can't do baby showers. that's how it is sometimes

I assure you anyone that self-aware of their own eating disorder has put in unimaginable amounts of work on their flaws

just as you said, it was a way to keep him paid and in the family until he could make his comeback. securing actor availability is tough on shows with a really slow production cadence like that, and he had to have a reason why he was turning down other work

I can confirm this as fact. The technicalities are different but generally, yeah.

I have the huge anthology they published 20ish years ago and quite a few random Thurber/Steig/Sempé collections courtesy of used book stores

30 minutes is on time

so you don't miss your flight

meme image of a timeline of sports fandom where there’s a brief period of “oh boy am I excited to watch my favorite team play” a long stretch of “I’m going to kill myself” and a tiny moment at the end of “nice we won”

every primary process in California is this meme

haha you are talking to a giant New Yorker nerd, don't worry. what book do you have?

and where does he predict his skull to be located in that scenario vis a vis his spine

losing that rare example of representation was a big blow for me but I still enjoy the TV version

I'm fascinated by the characterization voids left by stripping most of the sexism out of the female characters

I am buckled in for every episode of The Boys but I have to admit the combo of nonstop dick jokes and the most stiffly sexless sex scenes since Ben Shapiro's wedding night make it the pinnacle of Everyone is 12 Now TV. No show has better captured the zeitgeist.

"again"

of course you can you dumb impatient idiot. you just have to be respectful and patient and observant instead of just barking your demands out like you're at a drive-through