150 is a good start, they should keep going

If only Montreal was a real place 😞

Gordon Ramsay with subtitle “delicious finally some good fucking food”

So they think their AI should only be used to surveil non-Americans and maybe one day they’ll have updated it enough that it can be used for autonomous warfare without also killing… Americans.

What position is the pope playing on the baseball team?

This is a very minor quibble in the grand scheme of things, but I've been percolating on it for over a year, so here goes.

I don't think we are using "imperial boomerang" correctly.
Controversial take, perhaps but here is why.

Border Patrol agents beat and tased Anastacio Hernandez to death on video in 2010. If you don't remember that, it's because you weren't paying attention.

I broke the story yesterday that masked ICE agents (not DOJ) were removing items including a personal computer from the home of Jonathan Ross, the ICE agent who shot Renee Good. I have yet to see a single news outlet cover this or an elected official even acknowledge it.

The ICE agent who shot Marimar Martinez in Chicago tried to goad her out of her car.

He said “do something b*tch” and shot her 5 times.

The ICE agent who shot Nicole Renee Good did the same thing. Stood right in front of her vehicle and yelled “f*cking bitch”.

They hate women & it shows.

Maybe find someone who didn’t publicly support one a previous US coup attempts to discuss “a peaceful, Venezuelan-led transition of power.”

Mark Carney doesn’t give a damn about the will of the Venezuelan people

It's journalistic malpractice to write a piece like this and not mention that Machado was a supporter of the 2002 US-backed coup against Chavez (after which he was re-elected to government). That's also the rationale for banning candidacy. Pretty important context actually!

A lot of people forget how in 2004 the Bush regime kidnapped the democratically elected President of Haiti, Jean-Bertrand Aristide, and dumped him in Africa.

Donald Trump to The Hague, right next to Benjamin Netanyahu.

I can’t wait for Mark Carney to find some kind of mealy-mouthed way of defending or excusing this action when it’s such a flagrant violation of the international law he claims is so sacrosanct when it comes to countries like Russia.

“Venezuela reserves the right to exercise legitimate self-defense to protect its people, its territory, and its independence. We call upon the peoples and governments of Latin America, the Caribbean, and the world to mobilize in active solidarity against this imperialist aggression.”

Venezuelan friends telling me stuff's blowing up in Caracas and power is out in parts of the city. Fuck this war criminal administration. Send them to hell.

Screenshot of Wikipedia article on ‘United States involvement in regime change’ with a note that says “This article may be too long to read and navigate comfortably”

Solidarity with the people of Venezuela.

There are evil, motion activated lights in this washroom that turn off after 120 seconds.

Maybe the Costco probiotics will fix me. Maybe that’s what I’ve been missing.

Ooof 😖

This has to be a madlib

I did not have ‘Southern Ontario Self Proclaimed Sovereign Nation Buddhist Cult Leader Shooting at Police Over Municipal Bylaw Dispute About a Fence’ on my 2025 bingo card but I guess that’s just how these things go sometimes.

People are gonna try to tell you that it's important to mention Maduro is bad at every turn but I'm here to tell you the only thing anyone needs to say right now is that the US must absolutely stop its imperialist aggression against Venezuela. It's as simple as that.

How evil do you have to be do vote for this shit?

What is with that haircut? Close enough, welcome back Romain Bardet.

Wait I just remembered that evil trans people exist so not “all.” Yall get the gist though

Mark Carney took this meme and swapped the pride flag for a Swedish flag.