“According to our observations over the past 24 hours, the vast majority of species on earth have pretty much just been holding steady and staying the course, gene-wise,” said biologist Clarice Abernathy
![Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreifdsd32pjwefxji33c5eferlek4o6kkadoosqisb5uatqjmrq4q4q)
Comic. [Person and person with white hat facing two boxes stacked with $80 price tag and sale tag on each box.] PERSON 1: They want $80 for this? I could make one myself for $10 in parts, an hour of work, a trip to the hardware store, another $30 in parts, another few hours of work, two more trips to the store for $20 more in parts, another hour of work to redo the first hour of work because I messed up, and $80 to buy this when the one I made breaks.
Make It Myself
xkcd.com/3233/
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HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!
Mostly Hitler is still a lot of Hitler.
a screenshot with: - the bluesky logo - the header "Join the conversation" - a "Create account" button - a "Pledge fealty to Jerry" button - a dropdown for language that has "English" selected
wow i'm incredibly honored
Photo of JD Vance shaking the hand of Pope Francis, Hungary's Viktor Orbán and Prime Minister Muhammad Shehbaz Sharif
Here's the timeline of JD Vance's Handshake of Death.
I'm just sayin'
And newest member of Mar a Lago
Viktor
Look inside
Loser
A child’s handwriting in pink chalk on the sidewalk: “FLOWERS ARE LOWKEY Kinda FIRE”
A new generation of poets rises, inspired by the same springtime that roused Dickinson and Shakespeare. A torch, passed.
Working on some uplifting relatable humor
Composite of picture and text from childrens book I Want My Hat Back. A rabbit in a red hat is saying "I haven't seen any hats anywhere. I would not steal a hat. Don't ask me any more questions."
I've just now realised what Melania's surprise statement on Thursday reminded me of
@EmmaManzini A shark could swim faster than me, but I could probably run faster than a shark. So in a triathlon, it would all come down to who is the better cyclist.
A sad update from the peace talks in Pakistan: after 21 hours of discussions with JD Vance, the Iranian delegation have killed themselves
no energy sorry for no post
> at my cousin’s wedding
> standing in a circle with many of my cousins
> one of my cousins goes “let’s say who has adhd and who has autism”
> immediately turns to me
> points, “so you have autism”
A beer on a bar top that is filled with Pennie’s
pennies
A sign on a building that says don’t yell at me
me after I post something dumb
they should nationalize tom scott
i can’t stand nerds
better to have followed and unfollowed than never to have followed at all
literally how low do we need to set the bar
when i escape the time loop it's over for you bitches
Of course the conclusion was gonna be humans doing the same jobs for even less money