I mean, does anyone think the owner who fell for his happy ending masseuse is going to have a problem with a measly affair? 🙄

So you think I have an Imperial unit? 🤣

1. This American would gladly switch to metric tomorrow.

2. My favorite bullet is the 10mm.

Best lightsaber fight anywhere. Such an awesome episode

Haven’t tried it on pizza, but I have a hot honey Japanese bbq sauce that’s amazing

a close up of a person 's face with blue eyes and the words `` my precious '' written on it . Alt: a close up of a Gollum’s 's face with blue eyes and the words `` my precious '' written on it .

Those eyes remind me of someone else…

My wife is finishing her Ed.D. and I’m absolutely convinced her dissertation is 20% “learn something” and 80% “useless rituals we had to endure and now we’re making you do it”

Who hasn’t bought something and then needed to return it because it took away your rights just like it said on the box

The current state of shit in one photo

We translated the Palantir manifesto for actual human beings What happens when an all-seeing eye looks in the mirror?

We’ve attempted to translate 22 points from Alex Karp’s alien words into something more reasonable, like human words from someone who might play him in the biopic.

Same

a man in a blue jacket says i 'm just in front of a whiteboard Alt: a man in a blue jacket says i 'm just joking in front of a whiteboard

Ooh, that’s good, gotta add that to my next prompt

May I humbly add titanium to the list. Once you’ve worn a titanium band, it’s hard to go back to steel; so much lighter and better scratch resistance.

We know the avian ones would because geese, swans and ostriches are still doing it 🤣

What’s sad is, many of the parents that have lost kids to measles still do not think they should have vaccinated. I’ve seen every excuse from “it wouldn’t have helped”, “it’s god’s will” & “it wasn’t the measles”.

I can’t imagine how hard it is to lose a child, much less to accept blame, but damn.

Very good post. I’ve always thought of the main Star Wars stories as space westerns with the Jedi as the white hat marshals.

Ironically, I think SW is best when it completely strays from that formula. Andor was incredible, Maul has been really good so far, even Skelton Crew was charming

Wait, we’re back to “Ian can’t even get to their nuclear materials after last June’s strikes” after going to war because they were close to having a nuke?

I can’t keep up

There is nothing quite like exiting that shuttle into the star destroyer shuttle bay. One of the coolest experiences at Disney

I’m pretty sure looking at the contents of that hard drive is a crime in all 50 states

*is

Seriously, I need an edit button

Bean it’s magic. There’s no other explanation.

The couch has been in therapy since that session with JD

I used to think he sounded like a third grader because he was talking to his average voter. But then I realized it’s because he’s parroting everything he’s heard as they explain it to him like a third grader.

It’s a little source of amusement in these bleak posts

There's a war on for your mind.

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Settlers of CATtan

I realize the tangible backlash to this will be close to nonexistent right now; but there will be accountability one day.