Shouldn't Arsenal be 4th? Or is that too on the money?

Comamaxxing?

I honestly don’t know what xG means and at this point in time I don’t care to learn.

I don’t know if he thinks he’s Manuel Neuer but he’s not Manuel Neuer.

How else are you going to make your celery simple syrup, though.

I thought the nosebleed would have been a giveaway.

It's a quantum joke Jason, you've already gotten it you just don't know it yet.

We already did, but you just haven't yet.

It's a valid question, but Apollo 8 that launched in December of 1968 to do the same thing capped off a year that saw the assassinations of RFK and MLK, the Tet Offensive in Vietnam, and the violence at the Democratic convention in Chicago. Might be a moment of triumph we could all use.

Three-ish days to get there, so maybe the 5th or 6th will be the actual orbit around the moon.

It launches today and will orbit the Earth a couple of times to slingshot, then set out for the moon.

At home, yes her collar comes of at dinnertime. If we're camping or staying elsewhere the collar stays on.

I’ve always assumed either that or he just swings by the team store and just grabs whatever is on the rack.

LAFC does terrible things to good people.

I was too busy laughing about the Sounders to just notice the San Diego crest.

No, just Tanner Ridge. TT has some discounted food but not free.

Alas, not coming tonight.

Bad Bunny showing footage of himself winning a Grammy while performing the Super Bowl halftime show feels like the ultimate flex.

I absolutely love the Twin Cities, have friends there, married a woman who lived and went to college there. The weather will destroy you.

I told my wife earlier today that a Pats-Hawks Super Bowl would be absolutely insufferable from coast to coast.

Philando Castile says what?

I feel like the short version of this is “Don’t put in writing anything you’d never like to have read back to you in court.”

I make pizza whenever I want some self care. I make a lot of pizza.

We don’t deserve dogs.

Side note, today’s Fresh Air interview with author Julian Barnes talking about his rare blood cancer and how he couldn’t blame it on behavior was really interesting.

Not sure if it's in her wheel house but my firm is looking for an office administrator for the PDX office. Part personnel management, part infrastructure management, shitload of office politics.

Samara is going to climb out of a TV, take a look around, and climb right back in.

I feel like in actual hell I would have at least been told what I was being punished for.