I think my problem is my facial expressions... no matter what I say, the truth is written on my face. Also I don't wanna be a liar????

If someone comes to you very emotionally complaining about someone else (but they were clearly in the wrong) and then asks your advice do you validate in the moment and revisit later, or answer honestly?

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I HATE Neegan's redemption arc. Some things are just not redeemable. Everytime I stopped watching that show, it was because of Neegan in one way or another.

My neighbor asked me if I could braid her daughter hair, and I was like...a little microagressive of you to assume I can braid because I'm black. But then she clarified cornrows, not plaits, and I was like yeah girl I'm black???😭😭

I have this one nigga who actually challenges me??? And like??? That's soooooooo attractive??? Just be confident to stand ten toes down, and you win.

Don't laugh, contribute to his camera fund😭

Here I was deleting emails to create space and what I needed to delete was the 15 HUNDRED+ pictures my son took...of his feet, the tv, the dogs ass, the corner of the carpet...there was a NINE MINUTE video where he pressed record and then...walked away... I have back like 40% of my storage.

My son is so dramatic, I'll say "Hezekiah time to clean up your toys" and he'll respond "so I'll never be able to play ever again?" 🙄🙄

I don't think it ever stops, especially if you become a grandmother. Idk how old my sister(37) and I(30) get, anything goes wrong with our kids and we calling our mom for advice.

Today Hezekiah asked me if I trusted him (because he wanted to put two color playdoughs in the same container and promised they wouldn't mix). And LOL. no?you're five...you cant DO most of the things necessary for trust...so...no...not at all....but I said yes.. cause feelings or whatever.

This part. I know within the first 30 seconds if a song will be on replay for the next few hours.

Why didn't our parents take something out the night before...why I am being punished because we BOTH forgot to thaw the meat. CAUSE WHY WAS IT STILL IN THE FREEZER???

Exactly, college drinking habits are so unhealthy AND normalized. Most of my friends were drunk or drinking from thirsty Thursday to Sunday Funday.

Everybody saying their doing different drugs, but a good chunk of them missed out on the college experiences that helped turn everyone else into alcoholics. This is the pandemics fault.

They not really listening. And they think it's HILARIOUS to add pieces he said 'no, that won't work'. But over all he's being a great sport...cause he's 40 years older than them...

Like he's legitimately trying to explain to a group of 4-6 year Olds the physics of where to place loops and hills to get the car to make it to the end.

I LOVE seeing parents being equally/more interested in exhibits a a kids museum. It's just so pure. This Das in here as been building a roller coaster for a god half hour. All the kids are helping him 😭

I remember the first time my dad told me NOT to open the door for cops. Not to talk to them if they asked questions. Explained they did not have my best interest at heart. I was CONFUSED, cause my momma not militant AT ALL . So it was v diff messaging than what I was used to... he was right tho.

Yoruichi from Bleach

Resident evil zombies or dawn of the dead zombies? Cause them dod zombies... yeah it's a wrap.

There are terrible parents and teachers out there, but *neither* have a greater impact than school funding and the general effects of poverty.

So... if my professor doesn't have a late policy... that means there's no due dates... right?

This sunscreen is THE ONE—literally. Allies of Skin The One SPF 50 Invisible Sunscreen Gel has me glowing and protected under this island sun ☀️. No white cast, melts right in, and perfect for combo/oily skin. Oh, and it’s water-resistant too! 🏝️

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Not my son telling me to take a deep breath so I can calm down...and I HAVE to listen to him because it MY advice 😭

Yall talkin bout that Trump & Obama pic saying “black ppl gotta entertain they white coworkers at work all the time!”

…that mf do not work at a call center. Ain’t no point of holding the most powerful position in government if u still can’t stand on business bout mfs u don’t like lol

School is canceled tomorrow for inclement weather. And...this will be the third day this week...that's all....

I have an amazing older friend who faithfully serves as my reference for jobs. We hardly ever talk, but I can just hit her up like 'expected to be contacted' and she comes THROUGH everytine. Like some of the best recommendations I've ever received. I hope to be that for someone someday.

Drop a dragon