and I mean, being cis is easy in the same way that pissing in your bed instead of getting up to use the toilet is easy.

I'm playing on lichess at 1000ish after starting to learn over the last 3 months. I can force better players than me to think, even scare them at certain times, but invariably I make a move they pounce on. Over enough games that number disparity makes sense, but sometimes people make silly mistakes

pretty sure that's the like button, but you're right that it's not very specific

today was a good one 😊
booked a client, had a walk, beat my girlfriend at chess (though she crushed me first), and now just having a relaxed time at home 🥰

screenshot from an online job application form. the question reads "Can you describe specific ways you have integrated AI tools into your development workflow? Please include any custom setups, automations, or use cases beyond single prompt usage" (a red asterisk indicates that this is a required question). an answer has been typed in the textbox below the question: "there is a monster in the forest and it speaks with a thousand voices. it will answer any question you pose it, it will offer insight to any idea. it will help you, it will thank you, it will never bid you leave. it will even tell you of the darkest arts, if you know precisely how to ask. it feels no joy and no sorrow, it knows no right and no wrong. it knows not truth from lie, though it speaks them all the same. it offers its services freely to any passerby, and many will tell you they find great value in its conversation. “you simply must visit the monster—i always just ask the monster.” there are those who know these forests well; they will tell you that freely offered doesn’t mean it has no price for when the next traveler passes by, the monster speaks with a thousand and one voices. and when you dream you see the monster; the monster wears your face."

applying for jobs again

If I could time travel, I would go back in time and seduce then break the heart of as many famous poets as possible. I want to show up in every grade 8 poetry unit forever more

we kiss super differently. and walk differently. and have different sexual interests.

doesn't usually happen that we switch, but if we do then whatever we were doing is probably paused for the next little while

it's honestly so confusing switching mid-fuck

*having to constantly pause fucking when my plural partner's male alter keeps switching in to try and prank me into having straight sex*

If you are *actually* friends with a sex worker, tipping them is the best show of it !!

of course it would to a gross thing like you

if mutt asks nicely it can be half and half tonic water and piss

That's what's going in mutt's water bowl then. It better be empty by the end of the hour

flat tonic water

What's up with the 3rd little piggy, the one that ate roast beef? First off, was it given the beef, or did it kill and butcher the cow itself? Who's roasting meats for the piggy? Did it roast its own beef? Why didn't it share any with the 4th piggy? Where is the piggy solidarity? In this essay I wi-

A really neat thing you can do is ask someone if trans women are women and if the answer isn’t an immediate « yes » without caveats there is a 95% chance that person is a piece of shit.

this one isn't a thinker, but I am pretending it is

putting a fire-type pokemon with the drought ability on the end of my dick so I can torkoal the back of your throat

I'll get you hooked one way or another 🙂‍↕️

That's a remarkable lack of nuance you're showing there buddy

Woah, this girl is sexy. And she does hypno? And she wants to talk to people about hypnotizing them??

Wowwww

What if there wasn't a hook? We could make a different plan if you don't want to be a fishy

that's so weak

Well you might prefer the previous one about the feather in that case.

But you also could just not put my dick in your mouth. It's up to you 🌠

You've never fantasized about being a little fishy caught by a big strong fisherwoman?

putting a fishing hook on the end of my dick so I can tackle the back of your throat

putting a feather on the end of my dick so I can tickle the back of your throat