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Posts by Jett Reno

Not exactly a highlight on your record. What happened? Did someone call you a toaster?

1 week ago 0 0 0 0

Don’t worry, Commander. They’ll behave like little lambs… unless they decide to take after you and tear up the bar.

1 week ago 0 0 1 0

Hey, easy. Is this coming from someone who flunked Exogeography?

2 months ago 1 0 1 0

Don’t worry, we’ll get through this. We’ll whip the cadets into shape, and we’ll sort out the food too.
(she points at his plate) Now, I’ve got work to do. Bon appétit.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

One thing at a time. Right now I’m busy stopping a couple of cadets from blasting each other out of an airlock.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

We’re near the Badlands. Did you really expect the food out here to taste /good/?

(crooked grin)

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

(raises an eyebrow)

How would I know? I’m an engineer, not the cook.

3 months ago 0 0 1 0

Easy. I’m here. What’s going on?

3 months ago 1 0 1 0
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Damn, Rayner… I didn’t know...

7 months ago 0 0 0 0

(She stops in her tracks.)

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

That's correct. But we paid a high price.

(She holds his gaze for a moment before turning to leave.)

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

We’ve been through a lot already. The Klingons, Control… we’ll get through this too.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

Well, someone’s gotta keep the escape route warm.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

You think the Federation is walking right into a trap.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

(She shrugs innocently)

I thought the clinking of my tools would announce me, like Santa Claus.
You were lost in thought, I’d say.

7 months ago 0 0 1 0

You don’t like those tinheads? Neither do I.

7 months ago 1 0 1 0

That stuff (gestures at his glass) won’t drown your sorrows.
Way too dry.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Am I wrong, or are you dodging the doc, huh?

(Lifts an eyebrow)

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

Look, I’ve tripped over my own ego more than once. It happens.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

Honestly, I'm just glad you didn’t go full flamethrower.
Call Culber. We’re gonna need knockout gas or whatever.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

I’ll try not to make a face when I toast with the Admiral.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

Tribbles in the walls? No wonder life support’s wheezing like it’s got asthma.

What do you suggest?

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

(She steps up next to him, washing down the last bite of hors d’oeuvres with a hefty swig of champagne.)

Ugh. That’s vinegar in a tux.

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

Fantastic. The cargo bay's hosting a Tribble orgy. Unless we fix this. Fast.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

And I’m just trying to enjoy my secret stash of Snickers.
Next thing you know, we’re knee-deep in a fluffy tribble invasion.
Which bright spark thought smuggling that furball onboard was a good idea?

9 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Oh, what fun! I'm an engineer, not a vet.

9 months ago 0 0 1 0

Alright, which AC's crapped out now?

9 months ago 1 0 1 0

(Nods quietly, saying nothing)

10 months ago 1 0 0 0

Sounds like some old ghosts are knocking.

10 months ago 0 0 1 0

A dead Breen in our sickbay...
Yeah, I'm guessing Command's gonna have a few questions.

10 months ago 0 0 1 0