On one hand, I could stop burning to death and get a puppy. But on the other hand, someone I don't like will stop burning to death and get a puppy.
Better make sure EVERYONE burns to death AND has diarrhea forever!
MEBTDAHDFGA!

John Mulvaney in front of a curtain with a microphone saying, "Not unless everyone gets real cool about a bunch of stuff really quickly."

My family and friends: I wanna read your book.
Me:

Yes. He is that ducking stupid.

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#Hopepit pitch/ promote day!

post up to 3 times Earth Day, Wednesday, April 22 (your time zone)
🌱
Use #Hopepit & #EarthDay tag
we highly encourage: #Hopepunk, #CliFi, #IndigenousFuturism, #Solarpunk, and other #-punks, if applicable
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any media, any stage

Well I searched for the MCU words on TwitSky just to tell everyone in my 30 part rant post about how much I hate the MCU, then I'll post my YouTube channel link for my newest angry rant brought to you by Raid Shadow Bug Spray!

Monster Manual lunches?
One day is "Slimes, Molds, Puddings, and Jellies."
Peanut butter and blood (strawberry) jelly.
Molds on traps (cheese and crackers).
Holy element pudding (vanilla).
Green slime (guacamole) with trees (broccoli).
Make up monster stat block cards to put inside.
Good luck!

Make the future spectacular, then she'll get back to ya.
(Paraphrased from Left Eye, gone but never forgotten.)

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POSTERPIT AWARDS NOMINATIONS OPEN

The #PosterPit #PosterPitAwards starts NOW! Nominations are open - fill out the nomination form below (and read the rules thoroughly) to get a chance at obtaining the prizes for this year's event!

Responses are already coming in! Be sure to get your nominations in - and pay special attention to the less obvious categories! We'd especially love more nominations for:

- Best original photo
- Most fun poster
- Spookiest poster
- Cutest Poster
- Most innovative design
and
- Most inspiring

It's not that cool sadly.
Was told that many a times growing up until late 20s when I just always avoided those people.

Makes sense.

Uh oh! Run!

Right! My favorite is the old "It's that easy!" in regards to learning film criticism.

The horrors! Did you SEE what they did to Mojo Jojo?!

Free Copyediting for Black Women Authors — Weaver's Deep Thoughts

📝 Dear Black women authors, I’m giving away free copyediting services for six folks. After watching all the racist hate Black women authors endured through Black History Month, I wanted to do something positive.

Let’s lift Black women authors up! Not tear them down.

#WritingCommunity

Details:

I freaking love portfolio day!

Who Was Allah Before Islam? YouTube video by ReligionForBreakfast

Scholarly sources to back it up. Plus, RFB is awesome:
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The Hutt Cartel approves. To support the Empire, they are sending $1,000,000 to the Emperor's Statue Fund.

You must build more pylons.
You must mine more gold.
You mustc gather your party before venturing forth.
Your creatures need a bigger lair!

That's so lovely.

My dear lady was telling me how annoying her taxes were. I told her other countries just have their IRS send you the information with a bill or a check. She was shocked.
"Wait... really? Why can't we get that?!"
"Tax preparer companies and accountant lobbyists."

A clown in an old timey clown car waving to the camera. A caption reads: Me on my way to work to pay more in taxes than most billionaires do.

Sent this to my sister yesterday.

My BlueSky engagement strategy

Happy birthday Dad!

I suck at social media so bad.

First Page Contest #10:  Young Adult Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and Horror -- Judged by Agent Keir Alekseii of Azantian Literary FREE CONTEST FOR WRITERS! Welcome to a  First Page Contest . Contest #10 is for writers of Young Adult Fiction in the areas of science fiction, fantasy, horror, and speculative . If you write in...

🤞🏻New FREE contest for writers of Young Adult Fantasy, Sci-Fi, and Horror — tinyurl.com/wdwcon10 — Judged by Agent Keir Alekseii of Azantian Literary, via @writingdayworkshops. Winners get an agent critique of their work 🤞🏻

New Saw movie idea just dropped.