What's your Spring look?

1. pollen zombie
2. pale sea witch
3. frazzled garden gnome
4. feral forest Muppet

"You remind me of the Son. The Son with the power." 🍄‍🟫 #webcomics #art

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

A mascot costume of the D&D meme "Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat"- in a long khaki beige trench coat. The top kobold is red in colour, wearing a hat, sunglasses, and a blue and green scarf. The middle head is blue, with two hands underneath it, and the bottom head is orange, with a grimace on his face. The orange feet support everything! This is a real costume being worn by a model.

I am delighted to show off the final photos of this behemoth of a project I've been working on since last year: the Three Kobolds in a Trench Coat mascot costume, for the new boardgame of the same name. You can see this in action at UKGE in May!

All handmade by me! ✂️🧵🪡

thanks cloud

Two hooded figures with lamps approach a moonlit, isolated cottage. A woman answers the door. We have come for the child, says the hooded figure So soon? she asks It is time, says the hooded figure. The woman is distraught. We should never have got him a library card! What is done cannot be undone, says the hooded figure We couldn’t see the harm! We just wanted him to enjoy reading! For most, it ends there, says the hooded figure, turning away and walking into the wilderness Oh lord, What have I done! says the woman, the child walks past her and out into the darkness with them. Do not cry mother. I am a writer now.

my latest books cartoon for @theguardian.com

Your daily horoscope:
Worries are like weights holding you down. Drop them and flap off weirdly into the night like a bat creature of legend.

Imaginary evil is romantic and varied; real evil is gloomy, monotonous, barren, boring. Imaginary good is boring; real good is always new, marvelous, intoxicating

He’s performing for the cult leader, for sure. And trying to project reassurance to the cult members watching.

The top panel says "playing single player games really a man of your talents?" Brian on the bottom panel "it's a peaceful life" Shown are a bunch of N64 single player games Harvest Moon 64 Animal Crossing Bomberman hero Quest 64 Hybrid heaven Neon Genesis Evangelion

Time for some Tomodachi Life

昔作ったスティーブン・ユニバースの落書きアニメでも観てくださいよ。

teaaaa

a cat sitting on a chair at the dining room table looking nonplussed by a large plate of blini

when you've siezed the means of production and aren't sure what comes next

What's holding you back in life?

1. lack of ambition
2. lack of wings
3. lack of dark magic
4. unchecked capitalism

Fantasic Four's Mister Fantastic and Invisible Woman late in John Byrne's run and well into poor Sue Storm's mullet days. The two of them are walking down a New York street at night, wearing winter coats, unrecognized by fellow pedestrians.  She says, "Oh, Reed! This is so...so INSANE! How can anything like this be happening in this day and age?" Reed replies, "I'm...not certain, darling. And yet there is...SOMETHING."

A green, pink, and grey raptor bares their fangs and claws.

Ink and paint commission for @kironeem.bsky.social 🦖✨

#Commission #TraditionalArt #Dinosaur #Ink

A fluffy brown and tan alien with green hair stares ahead, tired and unimpressed. Ink and acrylic pen on paper.

Ink commission for @vampirente.bsky.social 🫩

#Commission #TraditionalArt #Alien #Fantasy #Cartoon

Who remembers places It is a picture of Brian and a place

#DailyBaphirmation

comic panel of a man thinking if we all spit together we can drown the bastards

#goals

Damn I really want to make a Fomoria animation.
Maybe one day.

Mario Wasn't lying That enclosed instruction book can instruct you on how to get through the hotels (Dog being blown with a strong wind)

They’re desperate to push the idea everyone is happy because donors are bailing on republicans ahead of the midterms. Not wasting money on lame ducks. None of these lies are being pushed to convince the electorate they’re actually feeling great.

I can never get over how much they blink when talking. Those eyes are very dry from the stress of lying so obviously.

A digital illustration of a dragon sleeping on the roof of a burger joint ("Up n Away burger" a parody of In-n-out) drive-through at sunset. The dragon's tail is blocking the drive-through. Employees have mixed reactions, both laughing and frustrated. The car line is backing up. Some drivers laugh and take pics, others are annoyed.

The true reason why the drive-through lines are so long

In this digital illustration, two fishermen back away in total surprise as an oceanic dragon lands on their ship bearing a gift of a gigantic tuna. The deep cyan sea splashes under the fishing boat. Seabirds ride the sunset breeze.

Hello there fellow fishermen! Please accept my fresh-caught gift. Might we become very good friends?

In this digital illustration, three baby dragons are sheltered from rain by their gigantic mama dragon. They are on a rooftop in front of a cityscape. The babies gaze up at their mom, smiling.

Sheltering the littlest flames

Not a job I’d want, but an inevitable one within the context of so much sanewashing. Someone will volunteer to be the Butters, godspeed.

Don’t put off until tomorrow what you could do today, like starting a rumour about a terrifying & beautiful creature who haunts the forest north of town, and then becoming the reason that rumour is true.

If you think about it, most of us are just one small decision away from having to swordfight a group of animated skeletons brought to life by a deranged dark wizard.