another one for the pile

oh my god I thought you were just making an absurd joke, I didn't know this was a real thing

A plaque showing a plaster cast of a raptor footprint and an illustration of a raptor foot making a track in some mud. It reads "Rare Raptor Tracks This spot is home to Colorado's first raptor track - a rare find! A slightly larger cousin of Asia's velociraptor left this track in soft mud around 105 million years ago. Sand deposits filled the impressions after the dinosaur scampered by, protecting the tracks from washing away. The fossils visible here were tilted by uplift and exposed by erosion. The track is long gone and a sandy cast of the print protrudes from the overhanging ledge. Raptor tracks are rare. This site is one of only 2 raptor track sites in the United States."

A red plastic circle surrounding a section of tan rock containing the raptor footprint

Some days you need to get out of the house and discover you live a short drive away from one of the only 2 raptor footprints in your entire country

And you can just hike up to it for free

I have perfect knowledge of Mitch Hedberg bits and I stomped over 2000 actual human beings into the dirt because of this and that is beautiful to me

A screenshot of a table row showing trivia contest results for a quiz named "Mitch Hedberg Fill in the Blank" on Apr 17, 2026, plus a bunch of point numbers, followed by a badge that reads "Champion"

this is the only Learned League 1DS I have ever been the champion of and I love this about me

Marge: "Come on, Homer, Japan will be fun! You liked Rashomon."

Homer: "That's not how I remember it."

no matter your gender, orientation, political beliefs, personal preferences, tastes in media, etc.

we can all agree that Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny is the best and most attractive performance of anyone in any genre of any gender has ever achieved

Mona Lisa Vito is perfection

same

anglerfish whose lure is less bright, smaller anglerfish to catch fish that predate on anglerfish

scallop whose eyes and shell shape make it look like a biblically accurate angel

nautilus that swims forward, menacingly

shrimp the size of a giant isopod but with the same proportions

best thing that's happened to me recently (and it's a silver lining) is the non-profit I work for getting slightly screwed over by the current administration...

b/c we got a partial furlough where I now get every other Friday off with a pay cut

but that means an extra day with no 9-5 schedule!

and COVID made it so much worse

a bunch of 24 hour places cut their hours down, then never brought them back after it "ended" (sarcastically)

Waffle House is like the last bastion of the night owls

I'm almost 40 and I think I can count the number of times I've fallen asleep before midnight on my hands

according to my parents even as a baby I didn't sleep at night

I think some of us just evolved to watch for lions at 3am and the Industrial Revolution fucked us

teasing a surprise appearance by Repo Man

He's got a lot of great stuff - recently started on the Tyrant Philosopher's series and it's one of the only series I can say is "grimdark" and not mean it as an insult

probably because it's just cyberpunk but set during the Industrial Revolution with magic and gods instead of technology

"Mother is the name for God on the lips and hearts of all children."

if you shove Gef, he clips through the floor and despawns which saves 4-5 frames due to freeing up that space in memory and reducing lag

I am the same great Batman taste with only 3 times the calories and so I can be trusted!

but yeah, the two best Batman moments of all time are "I had a bad day, too...once." and him sitting with Ace in her dying moments and they are both Conroy

this is due to a simple truth: Kevin Conroy IS Batman

at least he can handle criticism

A silly song remix I made for @sasg80.bsky.social because my love language is Taking Goofy Ideas Too Far

#TodayIsFridayInCalifornia

all my eggs gone.

A tortoiseshell-and-white cat lying on her side in a cardboard delivery box, looking up at the camera with one ear obscured behind one of the box flaps

special delivery!

skill issue, play more paradox games

Fantastic Fest has already gone way downhill with the shallow influencers who don't even stay for the films, this might just be the nail in the coffin

the cinematography is also top-notch, very German Expressionist for the "court" scenes, and so claustrophobic and tense for the apartment scenes

"He can't see without his glasses!"

Definitely a top 5 episode but might be my personal number 1

but I am also biased b/c I love Burgess Meredith

hey local radio station could you maybe not pick TODAY of all days to run a test of the Emergency Broadcast System!?