Masayoshi's just this guy, you know

A screenshot from a Vinted listing for a black t-shirt with "I'll gargle your piss like it's Listerine" printed on the front

Love to get personalised recommendations

A screenshot of the Stack Exchange "Popular questions" sidebar where someone has asked "What are the best weapons/methods for maiming a rapidly-healing humanoid target?" in the World Building site.

Dude, I just wanted to check some array syntax #askingForAFriend

A marketing email from Gumtree with the heading "Still interested in Product Name?" followed by some gibberish text where the email template is unsuccessfully trying to insert a link

Shout out to whoever at Gumtree is testing their email templates in production...

The whole lot

Finished up my kommandos kill team for #orktober

Go on then, play the blues

Big chunky toggle switches with red flip covers like you're punching in for an orbital burn

Wait what
Congrats to both of you! ♥️

God forbid you should drink anything for reasons other than thirst 🙀

The words "I just wanted to push my kid in their stroller... Now burning down car culture fills my dreams" is on a bright pink background with the silhouette of a woman pushing a stroller.

Today is World Car-Free day and, not uncoicidentally for me, my oldest child's birthday. Before he was born I didn't understand the extent to which a society built for cars is harmful and ineffective for so many people and purposes. As always @tomflood.bsky.social has the graphic ready:

I must not discourse. Discourse is the mind killer. I will permit it to pass over me and through me.

B, he doesn't look like someone who would hang out somewhere unless the sea is extremely fucked up

A screenshot of a Steam achievement reading "Tactics! - Perform a chainsaw execution."

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a photo of a barber shop. The sign over the door reads "CSS Style Barber"

When you need a haircut that adjusts its layout when you resize your head

A SKELATON FROM 100000 YEAR'S AGO WISHEN THEY WERENET ALWAYS FUCKEN EVERY THING UP, AND THERE SAYIN "FORGOT TO WASH MY SHROUD,EVERYONE LOOKIN AT ME,WISH I WAS AT HOME,DONT KNOW THE SONE THERE TOOTIN" - DASHARE.ZONE ADMIN

FUCK - dashare.zone ADMIN

Bring back the wargear book, I say!

I would go with "Swatch" personally

A squad of ten Blood Angels Infernus Space Marines

Finished my first minis in ~20 years last week

An excerpt from a powerpoint slide with a box marked "birth" at top left and a line going down and to the right marked "decline"

I've never related so hard to a work powerpoint slide

wtf