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Me trying to get through 2026

Its literally breaking the law. South Africa is many things, America it is not.

www.saps.gov.za/resource_cen...

That bird has ideas and he deserves be to heard.

This. Also it’s just a really well designed piece of kit. Fitbits are cheap plastic. I have a titanium band for my ultra (for going out) and it really looks snazzy.

Mine lives on my wrist. I charge it every couple days. Tracks my walks and workouts, and I sleep with it. And it charges in like 30min. Your battery is busted, and or get a high speed charger.

I used to be a confused naysayer - what’s the point? Now I’m a commited convert.

As a white South African I can promise we’re not all like this fucking racist nutcase.

Come to the UK buddy. I’ve got this guy named Farage you just gotta meet.

I was at a comedy in London this weekend and the comedian just straight up said that the world right now makes his job impossible. Like how do you parody what’s going on right now???

If queer folk are not in the tent then it’s not a tent worth having. Get rid of that tent. It’s bland and boring.

But but, he did practically buy an election

Hungary has chosen Europe.

Europe has always chosen Hungary.

A country reclaims its European path.

The Union grows stronger.

holy shit he actually conceded

folks, they tell you they’re invincible

they tell you they’re inevitable

they tell you that you should give up and stop fighting

and absolutely none of that is true

From the Guardian: "After delivering his speech, Orbán kind of shrugs his arms to someone in the front row as if saying “what else was I supposed to do.”

He looks defeated"

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Hungary election live: Polls in Hungary close in tightly fought election after 16 years under Viktor Orbán Prime minister has been trailing in the polls to Péter Magyar in race that could have repercussions for Europe, the US and Russia

Tisza’s leader Péter Magyar has just said on Facebook and X that Viktor Orbán called him up to congratulate “on our victory.”

www.theguardian.com/world/live/2...

Election Dashboard: National parliament election in Hungary 2026 - Europe Elects Turnout Which 2022 Strongholds Show a Greater Increase in Turnout: Government or Opposition? The constituency-based plot is temporarily unavailable. Please check back later. Turnout by the Hour Live…

THEYVE HIT 2/3rds!!!!

Hungary blowing up my timeline with goodness. Get em you beautiful people.

I forgot how good watching the far-right losing feels!

Election Dashboard: National parliament election in Hungary 2026 - Europe Elects Turnout Which 2022 Strongholds Show a Greater Increase in Turnout: Government or Opposition? The constituency-based plot is temporarily unavailable. Please check back later. Turnout by the Hour Live…

You are correct sir. 134 is what's needed!!!!

europeelects.eu/2026/04/04/n...

Orban's regime isn't just a Trump ally--he's the model for Trump's regime.

Orban created a hybrid regime with the appearance of democracy, rampant corruption, stealing of elections, and the absence of the rule of law.

His loss would be a setback for the project of authoritarianism worldwide.

You can follow the results for Hungary here. Looks very much like Tisza has won. Tight for a supermajority. And of course we don't know how Orban will react.

europeelects.eu/2026/04/04/n...

People have cash. There is just a small problem called living that hoovers it all up.

Amaze amaze amaze

Tension is building int the capsule as 3 of the astronauts have already stood up with their bags, waiting to leave, even though door opening is delayed. The other astronaut is seething and mumbling curses.

I thought this was a joke about JD Vance and now I’m sad it wasn’t

thought it might be these and I’m bitterly disappointed to be right. Cholula is the only redeeming one here.

Cmon space people. You gotta have fancy sauces like meteor mango habanero or some shit like that.

Fire snakes in space!!!

Dems need to be flying back to DC immediately and canceling all district events. "Sorry, I can't make the Rotary Club meeting because the president is a demented psychopath who is about to unleash war crimes and I'm needed in the Capitol."

Urgency must also be in deeds, not just words.

The best and worst of humankind.

Go to the Linc. After an inevitable loss to the Cowboys or Commanders, throw in the perpetrators and let justice run its course. Free batteries and a hot dog for all attendees.

So we still posting through it. Cool. Cool cool cool.