So do I tweet about the Astros and rockets here or what

NBA leads have no meaning lmao

I have never seen a show start so perfectly and be ruined by episode 1 of the second season like Severance. No show fell off and flopped harder than this show.

Truly awful writing and directing.

I do not remember at all the last time I went to the movies. That will change tonight.

LGBT and sex workers shown tons of solidarity at this ceremony, while half the room stayed quiet when the Palestinians won.

Oh and something something antisemitism. Thank you.

That dunk is what NBA force fed the Blake dunk as

But also, I’ve been singing this annually when you dummies mention Bobby Bonilla. NBA players and way more MLB players before recent Dodgers agreed to deferred money , because they are idiots.

If an agent is stupid enough to not understand the time value of money + the fact that deferred contracts are interest free loans TO owners, then the easier thing would be to ban the agent for incompetence.

NBA refs immediately calls a technical on Brooks, and afterwards has a calm discussion with him.

Almost as if you could’ve avoided the tech in the first place, you giant man pussy ass ref

Fox’s on screen scoreboard is fantastic.

Trades so ridiculous that everyone’s first thought is “wait did all these fools get hacked?”

Is this first trade deadline ever in any sport that led people to believe multiple announced trades were posted by hackers?

Yall really have no clue what it’s like to be Iranian in this country.

Texas A&M can build nuclear reactors without the world threatening to wipe it off the map, but Iran tries to join the rest of the world in efficient energy and is welcomed with extermination.

Amen, Sengun, and Green. That’s your core. You build around them.

The Rockets really don’t need to mess with this core. I think Jabari is an asset to be traded, and Whitmore can sweeten a deal.

But I think this team is ready for a playoff test.

Almost like there’s precedent for a trade like this to get vetoed

Funny part is Dallas is instantly resent AD and he will split the second he can.

This is all just so wonderful

Hate that the Lakers benefited but I hate the Mavs so so so so much for 2005 that this is one of the better nights of my life.

The TNT guys are still so entertaining but yeah

You know how the TNT NBA guys just sound so uninformed during March Madness? That’s how they sound trying to discuss the Rockets lol

If it was on purpose, then it’s the worst idea in the history of TV.

You can’t tell me a show with a season one that good aired that episode before they aired the second one ON PURPOSE.

I’m fully convinced that Apple aired the wrong episode as the Severance season premiere.

OH YALL THOUGHT I WOULDNT SEE THE JUSTIN TUCKER THING

Thank you rockets, the rebuild is a goddamn success. Unreal.

2 years today.

He can whatever the fuck order he wants, you cannot unilaterally impose tariffs that didn’t already exist. He can’t get rid of birthright citizenship.

Christ I’m Iranian and know this shit.

Will never understand people freaking out bout this idiot signing executive orders that have no legal standing or effect.

Makes no sense to me.