Glad I don’t need to think about that anymore

An exhausting, wholly unfulfilling viewing experience every time

I’ve watched the first two minutes or so of the most recent episode at least three times

I have not encountered a form of media that can so consistently put me to sleep immediately than Invincible season 4

Incredible, I just had a thought so inconsequential that I came to post it here and realized halfway through typing it was too inconsequential even for this. The capabilities of the human mind are unfathomable

Got it sitting prominently in my living room as a constant reminder to not to pay to do work

I bought an adult Lego set and man that shit sucked, legos are for kids, that was too hard and I get mad thinking about it

Welcome to Blue Sky dot com I think, where all the tweets or whatever are thoughts that weren’t interesting enough to text to anyone’s friend

It’s anew century now but he’s still trying to win the last one

Like why start a war over oil in the 20th century? Grow a brain and some balls, buy up all the alternative energy sources and make gasoline illegal

Tax-free international architecture tourism is like exactly his whole bag, what a doofus

They’re not even doing any of this right, the second that man learned the Vatican City is a sovereign nation he should’ve started going on annexing it because the pope is American

The funniest thing Byron Allen ever did was just buy the Late Show time slot

This is the first college game I’ve watched and I genuinely feel bad for all of you who have surely seen that I’m sorry Sam Jackson commercial hundreds of times by now

Absolutely wild Magic Johnson had a talk show where his one job was to talk

An NCAA bracket where Cat teams always win

How are the Cats doing?

I just now learned that Heath Ledger was Australian, that guy was an even better actor than I realized

Now that Jesse Jackson is dead Obama should grow a mustache

A Spanish version of the cat in the hat called “El Gato Ensombrerado” — a decidedly un-simple, non-rhyming phrase

I feel like this goes against the entire ethos of the cat in the hat and I love it

I don’t get your jokes and I don’t WANT to either

Genuine question:

Whose Spider-Mans is this??

It’s too many Spider-Mans

I think my least favorite sound in the big year of 2026 is cracking the plastic stalactites off your stupid bullshit when you take it out of the 3D printer

NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1 - WE SEE A MOVIE SCREEN WITH THE FOLLOWING WRITTEN… STORY BY JOE DOAKS P2-SECOND MOVIE SCREEN… Directed BY IVAN GLOPP Settings SAM FRAMMIS P3-THIRD MOVIE SCREEN… Produced BY BUD DUDD P4- WE SEE NANCY IN BED NANCY: NEVER MIND ALL THE CREDITS- - - START THE DREAM

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
February 13,1961

Things I learned just enough about to know I don’t want to learn anything else about: 1. Evil French Figure Skaters

Started a new list:

Crazy Bread gotta be one of the best named objects in history

THATS THAT SHIT I DONT LIKE

Y’all just never stop posting It’s always posts posts posts some thoughts can just be thoughts I promise they are still valid if you don’t share every single one

You gotta check out the race simulation at MendozaLeague.com I’ve never been more jazzed for a baseball season

I went in and updated the code with an icon for when you save a shortcut to your phone, my priorities in life are 100% aligned