🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait!
🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait!
🐰🇮🇷 Close the Strait!
🦆🇺🇸 Open the Strait!
🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait! 🤭
🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait!
🐰🇮🇷 Open the Strait!
🦆🇺🇸 Close the Strait! Look, I say we're closing the Strait, and that's final! Don't try to talk me out of it! 🤡
Screenshot of Elmo next to his pet's fishbowl in Elmo's World. The subtitles say "We. Dorothy's been thinking abou and down to what’s her daughter."
four birds in a cartoon from Sesame Street, with the caption reading "Oh, shit"
Another Sesame Street cartoon saying "Oh shit"
Screenshot of Big Bird in Hooper’s Store with live human Alan and a flying red bird. The subtitles read: "Time for the birth of terror. Me"
Do not watch Sesame Street on Tubi with the subtitles on 😭. I swear, I didn't edit or add anything. Is it hilarious? Yes, but also, they need to fix this immediately. Absolutely incomprehensible and bad
We off the richest person in Britain and take all their stuff and give it to everyone else and then we work our way down the list of the next richest people doing the same until everyone else can afford food, warmth and housing.
If we can't afford poor people, we can't afford rich people.
This woman is facing a copyright claim for her own music by an AI company that took her youtube page and copied her.
Picture of Marjane Satrapi alongside a quote from her. The quote reads: The world is not divided into countries. The world is not divided between East and West. You are American, I am Iranian, we don't know each other, but we talk together and we understand each other perfectly. The difference between you and your government is much bigger than the difference between you and me. And the difference between me and my government is much bigger than the difference between me and you. And our governments are very much the same... - Marjane Satrapi, Iranian-French graphic novelist
Thinking about this quote from Persepolis creator Marjane Satrapi again.
Matt Badloss, is it?
Hi 👋
Man on a local news street interview: The earth is a resort for like 500 rich people and the rest of us are just the staff.
This shit hits like a sledgehammer right now. It's not even remotely an exaggeration.
The starving crocodiles that have been released onto this ship full of children need better training, proper monitoring, and also must cease any unnecessary eating NOW. No children on the lido deck or 1st class should EVER be consumed. That's why I'm voting an additional $44B for crocodiles.
A message from Greenland…
Screenshot of two people having an exchange in the comments on tiktok “•nostalgiaforatime: Nietzsche spoke of this. •Matteos Wrestles: no he didn't •nostalgiaforatime: Have you read his works? •Matteos Wrestles: no, have you? •nostalgiaforatime: No.”
I found a picture of every argument on bluesky
Cat with no bottoms on
on a zoom call
Tim Stanley - Trump controls the world, and Britain ought to let him have it
Tim Stanley - Britain must declare independence from America or it will die
11th January 2026
Vs
18th January 2026
Well, those boots were not made for walking
Good point. No idea what year it was. Mid 70s? All good here. Hope you are too!
My first cinema visit was also to Jungle book there! Perhaps we were at the same showing? Spooky!
So I've moved-on from Chinese reels, now I'm all about these Vietnamese reels!
Idiotic right-wing propoganda: "London - before everything, it was one of the most beautiful, clean and safest places in Britain." In the AI image, a character in the foreground has his feet on the wrong way, facing backwards.
London in the good old days - before everyone's feet pointed forwards.
Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz Inventing a new lifestyle philosophy called "The Nine Delights" where each day you try to experience at least three of the nine delights 10:05 PM • Jun 25, 2021 • Twitter Web App 71 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 1,198 Likes Brooks Otterl... @i_zzz... • Jun 26, 2021 Replying to @i_zzzzzz THE NINE DELIGHTS Walking Around Fellowship Deliciousness Transcendence Goofing Amelioration Coitus Enthrallment ** WILDCARD *
Nine Delights 2026
Was at a Christmas party with a load of clergy last night and as some people were leaving they found a person collapsed on the street outside so the Verger took over and called an ambulance and sent all the clergy away because "if they wake up surrounded by priests that'll just make things worse"
there are cathedrals everywhere for those with the eyes to see
Wow, Tesco have really upped their customer service for the festive period.
If handing someone their arse, was a video clip
adam driver with hands raised and fingers & thumbs pinched together, with text that says "sleigh bells *ring*"
adam driver angrily yelling and pointing, with the text "ARE YOU LISTENING?!"
This is Magnus. He just beat cancer. His family wrote the big news on their car and bought him balloons to celebrate. Magnus got so much love from strangers the whole way home. His human said, "I hope everyone has a Magnus in their lives, who shows them what determination and strength are." 14/10
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
jesus honly christ
