Doing the sign of the cross after finding out an acquaintance does coke

My cold ass cannot share a space with menopausal women

I have spoiled the fuck out of myself as an adult now I can’t go 2 weeks without planning a trip of some sort

It really go down in vanish mode (jump scares)

Vanish mode on ig is for dming ppl BOOOOO!!!!

Fasciitis is one of the most beautiful words in the English language

Time to quit your job and move across the country

Protestant with love and respect for catholic imagery. Considering getting rebaptised. Fully losing my mind.

I strongly considered going to church this morning (I’m going insane)

I throw tomatoes at my tv when the anti vape commercial comes on. BOOOOOO!

She

Stranger knocking on the bed frame like YOUVE BEEN SNORING FOR AN HOUR SHUT UP

I do not know

What if it was a root beer float but with regular beer.

Yooo what’s good mike

Who Funny On Here

Just found out bro died for our sins 😎💯💯💯💯

Starting a book club called Was Jesus Goated? First book is the New Testament king James hmu

If you ever see a grown woman on the swings at night. It’s me. The neighborhood is safe.

I’m fruity and I have brain damage

I will gift them to my friends and family for memorial day

So real

Listening to the doors with anyone I’ll start vomiting up little facts my dad planted in my brain over many years

There was a solid 2 years of my life where all my enjoyment came from manipulating men and it broke my brain!

Got asked “if you didn’t have to worry about money would you get a face tattoo” and I can’t stop thinking about it

Omg I’m turning into a “did you eat today” bf

I’d probably still smoke weed if it never started making me feel like I just got my phone taken in 8th grade math class and they’re calling my mom to pick it up