Gaaaary! I'm still here, Gary!

Wait. He used to have a mind?

Bringing up Baby Ruth

What do you mean, "cultural appropiation?"

Earl, have you seen my minoxidil?

The official had no choice, really. Teleportation to IHOP has been banned for years.

Did he materialize with a chicken biscuit in his mouth?

Bet it includes a red hat.

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Until.....

Sounds like he'll be looking for another job.

This one always appealed to my science fiction/fantasy core.

After a couple of experiences, I dubbed it, "Lead Robster."

"No egg on our faces!"

If he did THAT well, I should have watched it.

"I keep dreaming about eggs."

Wasn't this a Dr. Who episode?

OK! I'll only eat fish now!

Can't stand those Peeps next door!

Ummmm. You forgot Gene Wolfe.

Excalibur!

How about "Dumbass"?

Series premiere: The Nonna Meatball Murders.

I was about 10 or 11 when I read Clarke's Childhood's End. Bought it at the little bookstore in my Catholic church! Don't think they had a clue.

To be fair, he was an asshole long before he was president.

Slam dunk bowling: The new pickleball!

I'll bet it was to a bathroom stall.

Every accusation is a confession.

Now manicure the other hand, please!

I have an Emerson joke, but it's Thoreauly transcendental.