fat cocks on a friday…what a concept!

At the pewl

Well well well

😍😍😍

When you’re almost 50 and have arthritis and you have to do rehab

Hi, I’m your dad.

Pic of me waiting for my goop kitchen

Sprained my ankle at the naked hot springs. 🙃🙃🙃

Clap if you just had a nooner

Manifesting a move to Australia with these pants. 🐨

🙇🏻‍♂️

Went to the bit of Malibu that looks like Hawaii.

Ryan Gosling Oscar conversation starts NOW!

Back on my bullshit

Tee hee hee

Aka me going to Sal’s with the guys I just bonked

The threesome to dinner pipeline

Need to inject that Rosalia / Bjork performance straight into my veins.

Hoping to get Pluribus’d tbh.

Hi

Buffy Summers on her way to slay some vampires

Hello son

I’m your dad

So basically yes

Shirley Bassey voice: she hasn’t got the range…

😍😍😍

❤️

Got a lot of compliments in my T-shirt yesterday.

Friday afternoon stretches

Bro 🥵🥵🥵