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Posts by 🎩Mistress Chrissy🪄

No, the servers are not mine and have absolutely nothing to do with my writing, it is to do with podcast, @seasidepodreview.bsky.social. I appear on it most weeks.

I am still feeling 'off'. Think it might be time to see a doctor.

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It was the 90s. Luke left music for screenwriting and turned Quaver's first memoir into a telly series, where he played Stafford due to his strong resemblance to him. One evening after filming, Quaver was feeling... a bit like she wanted to fuck the living daylights out of Luke.

#WIPSnips

22 hours ago 10 0 0 0

Oooh, look at that, letter personally addressed to us, from Reform.

Torn up into little pieces and in the bin, ya go!

SNP all the way.

1 day ago 2 0 1 0

Skye, in hindsight, this was one of the biggest mistakes you ever made. It brought Quaver and Stafford together in a way that made it... legit?

The swinging phase was a messy one.

#WIPSnips

1 day ago 15 0 0 0

I updated my profile too.

I have not been well today, swinging between shivers and fevers. a sore back and fatigue. I don't want to think it is possibly a kidney infection because my body just loves flare ups of that kind.

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

Name change, and not because I am an actual mistress (lol, I wish) but because I am effectively the mistress of everything on a particular Discord server.

Music League is a mighty fine addiction so you need me at the helm!

2 days ago 1 0 1 0

After providing backing vocals on the only solo album Stuart ever did, he and Quaver spent a lot of time talking about future projects... while looking at his vast collection of synthesisers.

#WIPSnips

2 days ago 16 1 0 0
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Songs from the last fifteen years

My beloved lovelies in the @seasidepodreview.bsky.social Music League gang are absolutely kicking ass with their submissions.

This playlist literally made me feel like I had the best sex ever.

open.spotify.com/playlist/1FD...

3 days ago 2 0 0 0

Sigh, my laptop is having charging problems again.

I don't have a spare cable or battery to check what the issue is.

3 days ago 1 0 0 0
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Haha I am so with you there. The colours of bisexuality are much more aesthetically pleasing!

3 days ago 1 0 0 0
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More or less outing myself on Discord was not on my bingo card for today.

Born a woman, identify as a woman, not heterosexual at all.

Pansexual. Men, women, trans. Simples!

3 days ago 6 0 1 0

and The Cage is one of my absolute favourite Elton songs.

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

Early Elton is a real treat!

3 days ago 1 0 1 0

In 1991, Quaver went on tour and a band called Tonight Tonight joined her. Their lead singer, Luke Bellamy, joined her during her set. The sexual chemistry did not go unnoticed.

#WIPSnips

3 days ago 12 0 0 0
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My current state of mind

4 days ago 2 0 0 0

Decided to have a beer with dinner... and it has been the weirdest beer. An American pale ale that has an aftertaste of... parma violets?

I am not complaining, I love parma violets, but it was not what I was expecting at all 😂

4 days ago 1 0 0 0
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And why do I keep coming last or second to last in Music League? 😂

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Why do I feel like I suddenly found my dominatrix 🎩 after it being lost for years?

4 days ago 1 0 1 0

Ooh, we are a little NSFW this morning.

Stafford and Quaver bump into Justin at their local watering hole. A few drinks later, and suddenly, a threesome sounds like a fantastic idea.

The preamble.

#WIPSnips

4 days ago 12 0 0 0

Yeah, she does, she never knows when the mood might strike!

5 days ago 1 0 0 0

Well, it would be boring but maybe Quaver forgot to take the batteries out of her sex toys.

5 days ago 6 0 1 0
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My room screams 'millennial'

Simpsons duvet cover. A highland cow and fox soft toys. A Sonic the Hedgehog blanket covering my headboard. Posters of The Beatles, a random James Bond film, a Scottish flag, a New Zealand flag, a Pikachu cushion, a Sonic cushion, plus lots of Hello Kitty things.

5 days ago 0 0 0 0
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Summer baby, ocean sweetheart, the memories of us when we were younger are powerful. I, too, am a summer baby, and those times we tumbled in the surf, the seafoam giving a sensual touch. Warm air, cooler water. Humid evenings, wet wantings.

The feelings are still there.

#vss365

5 days ago 5 1 0 0

A dress up birthday in 1988, Quaver again eavesdrops on a conversation, this time it is Stafford and Blake talking about Seth.

Quaver, you must have supersonic hearing.

#WIPSnips

5 days ago 14 1 0 0
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Today has been... not a shit show, but manic as hell.

Wake up feeling frisky. Then end up panicky. Then a touch of Red Panda.

😕

5 days ago 0 0 0 0

Big time, I have never experienced a site being down this long in ages!

6 days ago 1 0 1 0
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When is a song not a song? When is a dog not a dog? When is a hot dog not a hot dog? When is a Champion a Champion? And when is dust just a big old bunch of dead skin, fly legs, sand, grit, and fragments of belly button lint?

6 days ago 4 1 3 0

Honestly, having the site be down most of the day is taking the absolute piss.

Meh, I don't care too much for this place these days, Discord is where it is at 👉

6 days ago 1 0 0 0
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Bluesky coming over all 'mistress' with me.

And everybody else

6 days ago 1 0 1 0

Forbidden, not connected to the internet, upstream overloaded, which one is it then.

It posted my reply twice and when I deleted it, it deleted both.

Been like this all day.

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