[slamming mug on bar, yelling] estonia's right

i think this is probably like top 5 posts ever

"the em dash means you used ai" "the oxford comma means you used ai" "the semi-colon means you used ai" should all authors now just resort to absolutely no grammar or punctuation in their works whatsoever so people who don't even read leave us alone

Harry Potter tattoo regret rate is an order of magnitude higher than regret for Gender Reassignment Surgery and yet no one has been brave enough to suggest we legislate Harry Potter tattoos.

And what’s nice about this is the General Counsel is the most senior legal figure within M&S and this is a nicely terse letter basically telling them to get fucked, much more of this please. They’re not experts, they’re just bigots.

Just remember JK Rowling is in the Epstein files and actively had a friendship with him years after he was a convicted sex offender :P

That godawful Little Boxes song that was used in the O2 ads back in 2013. It's so aggressively twee and I HATE IIIIITTTTT

Bugs Bunny in a tux saying "I wish all trans children a very live long enough to get revenge"

"if there was no capitalist motive nobody would work"

Most popular genre on steam:
Having a Normal Job Simulator

Threads thread: thriller_instinct 3d Is it okay to bully 40 and 50 year olds who are on social media just for being on it, cuz like why are you here - 254 Q 3.1K G 28 746 corporateash 18h ••• My ICQ UIN is 7231680. That number is burned into my consciousness. I inadvertently learned that you could see private conversations in public chat rooms when using Telnet instead of a browser on GeoCities. I can tell you the difference in audible dial-up handshakes between 1200, 2400, 14.4 kbps modems. I needed a edu email address to join Facebook after my university was admitted. We were here at the beginning. We made social media. You wouldn't be in my Top 8. I have usernames older than you. 852 Q62 G6 72

“I have usernames older than you.”.
Holy shit

Trying to google anything now is hell. I've got a laptop that's suddenly decided to keep forgetting the wifi password, no matter how I word the problem I'm not getting anything relevant. Jesus wept.

This is such an amazing story told in this obituary... but please tell me that isn't an AI Rainbow Brite picture they're using? It might not be but it's REALLY giving AI to me

THIS IS WHAT SAM ALTMAN WANTS TO TAKE FROM YOU

One of my least favorite things around AI in video games is when these LLM idiots try to say that "AI has been in video games for decades," as if the routines that tell ghosts to chase Pac-Man are exactly the same as the chat bot claiming there are nine Rs in strawberry.

I just lost my mind trying to figure out my phone stopped working with my Bluetooth headphones. Reset ALL my WiFi and Bluetooth settings trying to fix it.

Turned out someone near me accidentally connected to them so they wouldn't connect to my phone too.

The future is stupid.

I'm older than you so I can confirm that they came with a little book that had the tutorial in it and you read it on the way home

I'm always baffled by parents who complain about having to explain stuff to their children. What did you think that role was going to entail exactly.

had a great opportunity to do a haru comm for @itsxanthor.bsky.social again~ look out for her next signing!

Trying to find an alarm app cos I keep sleeping through mine. Downloaded multiple apps, got through all the set up, and then they're like "teehee, you need to pay to use these features!" One of them wanted £6 A MONTH

Please be fucking serious.

always so funny to me when people are like “how am I supposed to explain Gay to my kids?” my kid asks me way harder shit all the time. “why did they build the road this way? why are some people bad?” I don’t know. please ask me about Gay

“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”

my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist

Actually I lie, Googling says I need to download an app for my make of laptop and I can turn them off through that. WHAT DO YOU MEAN. I HAVE TO DOWNLOAD AN APP. TO HANDLE TURNING OFF THE LIGHTS???????????

Bought a new laptop, and set up has been surprisingly painless apart from two things:

- My controller throwing a strop and refusing to connect to it
- No indication of how to turn the FUCK ARSE RBG LIGHTS OFF

When world leaders and billionaires just can’t behave like adults, I remember all the life lessons taught to me by Star Trek:

- bigotry is wrong

- patience and teamwork can overcome almost any issue

- SHOOT ANYONE CLAIMING TO BE GOD IN THE FACE

- computers are all the same woman

When a groundhog sees its shadow...

...that's actually a part of the groundhog's psyche and It should probably make amends with it.

Don't blame me if it becomes a Persona-user though!

3 panel comic Panel 1 Fully Gold Guy and Blue Guy. Blue Guy: Sir you have broken the law Panel 2: Blue Guy: Time to FACE THE CONSEQUENCES Panel 3: Gold Guy: Nah Blue Guy, Shrivelling like a cowardly dog: okey

when the rich Do Crimes

JK Rowling and her team "protecting women and girls" by inviting convicted sex offender Epstein to the opening of her Harry Potter play.

It certainly is an interesting approach to child protection.

Wait, I've found the pricing. On an Instagram post. Not on their WEBSITE? WHERE I NEED TO GO TO BOOK THIS THING?????

Trying to book a thing for my partner's birthday and the system is infuriating. It refuses to tell me how much it would cost, just "we need £20 to secure the booking". HOW MUCH MONEY DO YOU WANT FROM MEEEEEEEEEE?