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Posts by Salt M. Bank 🍉

Kirby has this reputation as this politically progressive guy that isn’t really earned, given his actual creative output and statements. That said, that is exactly why the libertarian nightmare of a lowly sex doll crafter who works for a shadow UN that is the OMAC book is such a fascinating series

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Two office workers are walking somewhere, one saying to the other "That guy Bill, he's such an idiot", the other says "He keeps ending business calls by saying 'I love you' like he's talking to his mommy."
Behind them, unnoticed, another man, presumably bill, looks surprised and upset.

We now see the man closer up, livid, furious, saying "I know what they think of me. Bill the klutz. Bill the idiot. They've underestimated me for the last time. I'm only using 5% of my true power."

Bill stands with his fists clenched yelling "Witness me!" From offscreen someone else says "dude bill are you pissing?", as a small puddle of urine forms beneath Bill. 

Bill yells "YES!" as the urine rises, filling the room, up to his waist.

Two office workers are walking somewhere, one saying to the other "That guy Bill, he's such an idiot", the other says "He keeps ending business calls by saying 'I love you' like he's talking to his mommy." Behind them, unnoticed, another man, presumably bill, looks surprised and upset. We now see the man closer up, livid, furious, saying "I know what they think of me. Bill the klutz. Bill the idiot. They've underestimated me for the last time. I'm only using 5% of my true power." Bill stands with his fists clenched yelling "Witness me!" From offscreen someone else says "dude bill are you pissing?", as a small puddle of urine forms beneath Bill. Bill yells "YES!" as the urine rises, filling the room, up to his waist.

My True Power

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TRIP REPORT
wearing the mask from The Mask

00:00 Putting on the mask
00:01 Already hitting. Playing honky tonk piano with 5 arms.
00:12 Bouncing around like flubber
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03:50 Omg finally saw a mirror. Why is my head so big. Kids are yelling "John Fetterman"
03:51 it won't come off it won't come OFF

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We go way back

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At least a third of American mass shootings are managed by alphabet agencies, Mandalay Bay was absolutely one of those

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And Starmer!

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🇬🇧 Girl Group - SuperDrug
#MusicSky
New EP out March 20

I’ve literally just discovered them. Nostalgic 80s girl-pop on record, but more aggressive live.
Thanks, Alex-san.

British-Norwegian Liverpool-based band
open.spotify.com/intl-ja/trac...

Little Sticky Pictures (EP)
youtube.com/playlist?lis...

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Vecchio - Nsambei [Italy, Funk/Library] (1971)
Vecchio - Nsambei [Italy, Funk/Library] (1971)

Vecchio - Nsambei [Italy, Funk/Library] (1971)
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When Trump campaigned in both 2016 & 2024 on ending endless wars, he was noticing something voters wanted to hear and using that line to convince them to vote for him. So long as Democrats continue to treat such basic politicking as beneath them, a charlatan like Trump will have a way to beat them.

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“Iran is building nuclear weapons”

What Iran is building:

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God the bike level in RE9 made me yearn for how cool a KR71 game could be

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His name sounds too much like Bongino to be trustworthy

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This is why Walker is my favorite American movie, they had to borrow a chopper from the Sandinistas to film a key scene

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Yeah I get that

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I don’t like her and I really don’t like Scott. I have a lot of criticisms of Saikat but I feel I have to vote for him

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Finally fans will get to see Spider-Man’s surprising new superpower, Black Widow’s secret journal, and the full penetration Iron Man x Doctor Strange x Ant-Man scene (you’ll be shocked who gets the Lucky Pierre role!)

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suck it

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First time I’ve used this image sincerely

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What I would give for a Viewtiful Joe remake or even port

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Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Video: ‘Homophobic’ 6-Week-Old Baby Cries After Gay Dad Tells Him ‘There Is No Mama’

Maybe we'll keep some InfoWars content up.

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This is the average American voter

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I have an elderly neighbor I like. She said to me “I know AI is bad but my Facebook is showing me these AI dancing chihuahuas they’re so funny I can’t stop watching them I have to send it to you.”
Anyway Kiyoshi Kurosawa predicted all of this in Pulse.

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He does not

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AstroBryan

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Dodged the question, I don’t talk to high cartoon characters

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Are you high

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Choco the dog

Choco the dog

Here comes Choco

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