Needless to say I deleted the post and felt awful with that kind of foreshadowing from a comedian I really liked.

Back in 2020 on Twitter I asked comedian John Mulaney "how do you get the courage to search your name on Twitter?" and he replied "Adderall", it was my most popular post on the site ever and both my post and his reply got thousands of likes. I was proud of it. Later that year he checked into rehab.😱

So proud of you!

But evil.

OMG NO!!!! LOLOLOLOLOLOL NOOOO!!!! I AM NOT SOBER ENOUGH TO EXPERIENCE THIS MEME!!!!!!!!!

The real takeaway here is that I read a whole ass book.

Apparently I'm not mentally stable enough to read a book from the 1980s. I'll work up to it.

Okay so I reinstalled Bluesky on my phone. I took a break because I had a slight mental breakdown because I read a book and made it my therapist's problem. 😅

Everybody should be watching The Mummy drunk! 🥂

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Shiver me

Despite all our rage, we still just get slapped in the face.

This sounded better in my head.

It's like a rage room but you might win!

Hot take: If a musical artist releases their music publicly they should be forced to also provide the lyrics. Lyric websites and YouTube closed caption are still running 2000s tech trying to decipher it or something.

I opened up a private browsing tab and Googled "power slapper" unsure what I was going to see and... ouch!

I got a Diet Coke from McDonalds and with all due respect, this is far from the best Diet Coke I've had today.

The social media equivalent of "is it cake?"

Cats are like if being left on read was an animal.

Living the dream!!!!!!

a crowd of people with their hands on their heads ALT: a crowd of people with their hands on their heads

Fun fact, if somebody DMs you and you accidentally leave the conversation but try to restart it Bluesky doesn't take that into account and you can't reply if they have DMs set to "no one" even if you were in an active conversation with them.

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I was considering going out to a bar to grab a few drinks, but a bunch of Ned Flanders singing metal music appears to have fixed me.

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I went to McDonalds because I was craving it and they had a thing called the "Derpy McFlurry" and without any other context I ordered one and now I'm going to force myself to eat the whole thing because I don't want McDonalds to win.

Guillotine

Maximum shareholder profits

You’re super duper welcome friend!

They have the full episodes on their YouTube channel if you want to watch them all.

I’m too shy! I could never. 🫣

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Taskmaster on YouTube, many many seasons across a few countries.

So jelly! Karaoke sounds fun!!!!

You’re so freaking awesome!

OMG I've never met anybody else who's heard of them before! 😁