👏 👏 Allen wrench achievement unlocked!

The ROI of the $20 I pay my teenager and 21-year-old to do it cannot be matched.

I’m not crying, you’re crying

Mine too. And the dust on ceiling fans. Dust of any kind, really. Just typing it gives me anxiety 🫠

Ooh, this is on my weekend watch list!

Stack and use a box cutter to slice an “X” over it so it can’t be peeled off in one piece. Had a sticker stolen last year and am now vigilant

Cappuccino mug filled with cappuccino

Got a cheap milk frother and some Korean instant coffee and now I’m #opentowork as a barista. I’m just saying, invest in your dreams

The abject terror I feel when the check engine light comes on matches my energy when I can’t find my most important makeup brush

Maybe you should just rip the Band-Aid off

Big ol’ nope

robin and batman are standing next to each other in a room . ALT: robin and batman are standing next to each other in a room .

I’m perpetually dehydrated and thought I was having a dizzy spell but nope — it was a 5.8-magnitude earthquake

I’m glad it’s not just me. I’ve definitely spent less time there because of it

16, but if the Jersey Shore, Florida’s Emerald Coast and the Central Coast in California were on here, I’d seem downright worldly

I was there, too! Except I was skating to Salt-N-Pepa. Maybe you caught a whiff of my hairspray 🛼

Thumbnail for the new season of the Netflix series The Great British Baking Show: Holidays

Eagerly awaiting the new Holidays season of The Great British Baking Show. Never thought I’d wish it was Monday 🧁🍰🎄

Clue. Keep Tim Curry.

Asana Year in Review graphic

#SpotifyWrapped is cool, but have you ever had your productivity quantified by #Asana?

Choose 20 books that have stayed with you or influenced you. One book per day for 20 days, in no particular order. No explanations, no reviews, just covers.

#Books
#BookSky 💙📚
#BookChallenge

11/20 (I’m behind)

Well that's disheartening 😕

I ran out of characters but the funny business did not escape me, haha

Also, D is an intranet and we're on to you, @shanebaglini.bsky.social 😁

Through an enrollment lens:

B: The .edu is your only 24/7 resource (no shade to YouTube), & if info isn't easy to find quickly, prospects will bounce. C is a close 2nd.

Brand affinity is important, especially top of funnel, but at the end of the day, it comes down to need-to-know vs. nice-to-know

Face/Off is stupid and ridiculous, which is why I've watched it 10 times
⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐/5

Thermostat, if removable

GENIUS

🙇

Narrator: She did not, in fact, avoid the snare of capitalism

Sorry I’m late for work; still reeling from my #SpotifyWrapped

*renames folder Chaotic Evil*