It’s a fine (piano wire) line.

two images of the human body's circulatory system. One of them with good cable management

The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

a stylized 3d illustration of an alien with a suitcase walking out of my head, which has a desk and computer inside.

clocking out

Take 3? That’s a Shatner 1.

Your incessant need to remark that you’re not the one who made the spelling mistake in a quote makes me [sic]

What's crazy is he was supposed to be looking at a CG character right in front of him. In the original footage they even gave him an eyeline reference and he STILL couldn't do it!

If you run into me, please excuse my initial gloomy stare of deep, inexplicable sorrow that seems to echo back through generations and envelop us both like an eclipse. That's just my face.

Simply explain who you are, give me a moment to process, and I'll snap into the guy you know from the vids

DaVinci Resolve 21 features: improved bins, intellisearch, hideable edit tracks, RESHAPE YOUR WHOLE ENTIRE FACE INTO A DIFFERENT FACE, title spellcheck...

Your rapper name is your deepest darkest secret.

That's very kind 🙏 I wish I had the gift of unscripted gab. Even working from an outline, I stammer and pause SO much, it necessitates an obscene amount of jumpcuts, which in turn require lots of b-roll (to make it watchable). Involuntary polish! Hopefully w/practice I can afford to get more lazy.

Perpetually removing Notion from my "open at login" list like Moe throwing Barney out of the bar

The final piece of my Awesum Possum Baddies Glam Crew NFT collection

News used to be better

I could just TELL *I* was uninformed on whatever crazy funny thing is happening as I posted 😑🫠

Come on, everybody, the 25th Amendment is only for when he does something REALLY serious.

She didn’t SEND-send 3.

Ohhhhhh, I get it. The spaceship Hail Mary… was full of Grace.

And the German lady is like, god, sending her only..yeah ok got it got it.

No, you check YOUR internet connection, Bsky

It’s like talking over some sort of ultra-fast Zoom.

Beetlejuice Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

Find out what the hell I was cooking with this on, uh, go.nebula.tv/captaindisil...

There’s even mention of the preposterous British style of slating.

When YT throws in those random vids with 12 views

The Easter Bunny, Porto-style 🇵🇹

The 30 Rockification of real life is nearing completion

once I told my mom I like posting little jokes because scrolling can be a huge bummer and she was like “Oh. is that what that is?” fucking vaporized.

Unforgivable, @amelik.bsky.social !

A space captain steering his ship into a nebula?
Typical 🙄