AI is the most capitalist thing because everywhere is in crisis between ascendent fascism, war, crumbling infrastructure, plagues, famine, and water shortages, and these guys use all the wealth they've hoarded to build the most expensive and least practical machines to do donuts in the parking lot
the old way of telling the difference between a frog and a toad was that a frog would grant you a wish if you threw a gold coin into its mouth and a toad had a magic gemstone inside of its head. now you can just use the frog or toad identifier app.
I have since learned that success comes from divine grace.
Gumbus has a youtube channel for long form Gumbus videos now youtube.com/@gumbu.s
a photo of the Sapo frog game
the only reason i still have all of my bronze coins is because they haven't rigged up one of these Sapo frog games to yell "give me your money" at me yet
so far i have failed at making comics, writing, and animation what is the next art form i should try?
A screenshot of an ebay listing for a Jamiroquai hat
for the second step of my new life i will be crowdfunding the $4000 i need to buy a new Jamiroquai replica hat
my tinnitus and my bartmania are now at the same level thanks to the bart button
The bart button on a The Simpsons arcade machine
the bart button
The frog directions on a Frogger arcade machine
frog directions
i would never try to get blood from a stone, i guess i just respect stones too much.
do whatever makes you feel hopeful. that's the feeling that keeps you alive.
i spent all my money fighting the Black Knight pinball machine again, but in my defense he pissed me off
Photo of the godzilla pinball machine with Minilla on screen
very happy with how much Minilla is featured in the Godzilla pinball machine
A photo of the black knight in the newest black knight pinball table
visiting an old nemesis
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1-SLUGGO HAS A PACKAGE OF SEEDS SLUGGO: HM --- QUICK GROWING SEEDS, EH? P2-SLUGGO DROPS A SEED IN THE GROUND SLUGGO : WE'LL SEE ABOUT DAT! P3- SLUGGO IS AMAZED TO SEE THAT A FLOWER AUTOMATICALLY COMES UP, IT IS A FEW INCHES HIGH. P4-UNEXPECTEDLY THE FLOWER GROWS SEVERAL FEET IN A SPLIT SECOND, THE FLOWER POPS SLUGGO UNDER THE CHIN, KNOCKING HIM UP INTO THE AIR SLUGGO IS SAWING LOGS(SLEEPING) ON A CRATE WHEN NANCY WALKS BY, SHE STEPS ON THE END OF A RAKE, CAUSING THE HANDLE TO FLY UP AND HIT SLUGGO UNDER THE CHIN SLUGGO:OW!
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 18,1941
Smile, it’s still wolf birthday season! 😄🐺
Looking for a meaningful way to celebrate?🎂 Show your love and support with a symbolic adoption: https://nywolf.org/adopt-a-wolf/
learning things trains you to learn things, solving problems trains you to solve problems. those aren't things you learn once, they are skills you maintain all your life. they build persistence, self-discipline, and confidence. things the ruling class do not want you, their chosen enemy, to have.
a still from the Takeshi Kitano film Sonatine (1993)
it disintegrated into a sort of bioluminescent algae/seaweed as soon as it hit the water and then slowly vanished in an ethereal glow.
a photo of a wave at the beach on a cloudy day
i am starting a new life this new moon, as a symbolic gesture i have thrown my big Jamiroquai Virtual Insanity replica hat that i have worn every day for the past 16 years into the ocean.
v1.0.2 of the Sylvie Collection has been posted
sylvie.website/SylvieCollec...
It adds the new web port of Cat Planet I just made, and a more accurate account of the Cat Planet version differences. Should you redownload the collection? Probably not.
Changelog: sylvie.website/SylvieCollec...
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS IN A EASY CHAIR AND SHE IS WATCHING A NATURE PROGRAM ON THE TELEVISION, NANCY SEES A GIRAFFE ON THE SCREEN P2- NANCY IS GETTING SLEEPY WHILE WATCHING THE PROGRAM NANCY:HO, HUM NANCY YAWNS AND STRETCHES P3- NANCY HAS FELL ASLEEP IN THE EASY CHAIR… ZZZ ZZZ ZZZ P4- NANCY IS DREAMING THAT HER HEAD IN ON THE BODY OF A GIRAFFE, AND SHE IS ABLE TO EAT COOKIES OUT OF THE COOKIE TIN THAT IS SITTING ON THE TOP OF A HIGH KITCHEN CABINET
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 15, 1954
updates to the cat planet web port
sylvie.website/catplanet/
- restores original screen resolution
- restores original fonts
- restores original tile placements
- fixes broken "firebar windmill"
- fixes fireballs not animating
- adds title screen with previously unreleased music (written in 2016)
I did not foresee a future where everyone watches family, coworkers, etc. fall under the thrall of the Automated Conman. They use AI because they know the information is correct because it came from AI. Expensive to make, therefore correct. The oligarchy as the single source of truth.
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY IS RUSHING TO GET OUTSIDE NANCY: I MUST RUN OUT AND SEE MY FAVORITE SIGHT P2-NANCY IS WATCHING A FULL MOON RISE OVER THE YUMM’S CONE CO. FACTORY P3- NANCY IS STILL WATCHING THE MOON RISE OVER THE ICE CREAM CONE FACTORY P4- NANCY: WOW.. WHAT A DELICIOUS SIGHT THE MOON HAS MOVED OVER THE FACTORIES GIANT DISPLAY OF AN ICE CREAM CONE, SO THE MOON LOOKS JUST LIKE A GIANT SCOOP OF ICE CREAM SITTING ON TOP
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
April 14,1853
sleeping
too many
NANCY BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER P1- NANCY’S DOG, POOCHIE IS EXCITED WHEN HE LOOKS OUT THE WINDOW P2-POOCHIE RUNS AND GETS NANCY’S PIGGYBANK P3- POOCHIE SHOWS THE PIGGYBANK TO NANCY P4- NANCY ( CARRYING A COIN) AND POOCHIE RUN OUT THE FRONT DOOR, TO THE ICE CREAM TRUCK THAT HAS JUST PULLED UP TO THE CURB
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller
March 25,1954
i deleted all the games and apps off my phone, put my phone in a trash can, and now just carry my game boy around in my pocket instead. so if you want to reach me you will have to release a new game boy game.
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