Unfortunately the Beast of Marathon has risen from the cold waters of Lake Superior
Posts by Dan Sheehan
Won a prerelease game by storming lightning bolt four times…….beautiful
There's a stretch in Edgewater that has some of the best old signs and facades in the city
this is actually just a little joke
I'm prepared to be told that there is no Strait of Hormuz and that it was an elaborate exercise to show how little Americans know about geography
If you make a good product someone from a huge corporation will come to your house and offer you ten million dollars to make it bad
I’m hearing word that the season finale of The Pitt cut a scene where Dr Robby leaves for his trip, passes one of those billboards that says “YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL” and decides to go to Legoland Paris instead
youre damn right
Getting banned from starbucks for asking the app to generate a series of increasingly erotic anthropomorphized coffees
Missed having a good "watch it on the porch" storm
I do feel a little like I've been struck in the head
Thank you! It felt like at a certain point pointing out actually problematic stuff didn't scratch the itch enough and people started trying to find these increasingly bizarre paths to wokeness
Like if you think it's bad now, there was a time when you actually kinda had to keep an eye out for people using this kind of logic on you because if it got sufficient traction, otherwise logical people would feel compelled to be like "damn dude not a good look"
The likes economy between those years rewarded people for finding a bespoke path to supposed moral high ground and I think it rewired some very crucial reward pathways
Making small talk in the portapotty line while blasted as hell at Coachella and asking these two what they do for a living and Trudeau says he used to be the prime minister of canada and Katy Perry says "oh I'm Katy Perry" and, kinda swaying back and forth I just say "oh no way"
I think being on the internet between 2012 and 2024 did something very bad to our brains
Multiplayer Slay The Spire is a revelation
More slow burn worldbuilding for me!
Reading Hyperion for the first time and it's so nice to remember that not all fantasy has to immediately define its weirdest parts right away. I'm like 50 pages in with zero idea what the deal is with the titular planet and I feel like that's just fully not allowed in so much stuff right now
This feels like when Biden tweeted "I'm sick" in that it has shaken me loose from the nonstop deluge of weird shit just long enough to be like man what the hell how is shit so weird
The president of the united states attempts to refute claims that he used artificial intelligence to depict himself as a the son of god by saying that he just thought it was a cool pic of him as a doctor, all while getting a bunch of cheeseburgers delivered to the white house. You can't write it!
This entire clip down to the "Trump Orders McDonalds" crawl at the bottom feels like a fever dream, you couldn't recreate the cultural and societal trajectory that created this moment if you tried for a thousand years
Man DTF St Louis really stuck the landing, not sure I've ever seen something like that. No Country For Old Men but for being horny and lonely
Sin O'Clock draws near
Very funny to backpedal like this when there are weekly videos of you repeating your exact political beliefs tracing back like a decade
Did super christian people not spend like half a century banning fantasy books and turning Monster Energy cans upside down? Everybody's just gonna be on board with the computer that convinces you to do harm?
If I had to reenter the atmosphere 2000 miles off the coast of San Diego I don't think it would go very well for me at all
People always joke about how they should have a regular guy running in the olympics to show how fast the athletes are and to that effect I think me and my boys should get a crack at doing our own Artemis 2
tank enjoyer @paradoomer gotta believe another world is possible. aint no fucking way billions of years of evolution culminating in this historical moment will end with us languishing on this spinning rock in space only to oppress ourselves forever. it would be an incredible waste. i refuse to believe it
moon mission got me feeling some such way
Sooo excited for companies to all have to reintroduce themselves like "sorry for laying off half our workforce and confidently saying we could kill art, we're normal now. Can we interest you in a subscription based series of microtransactions?"