To me, you’re just sensually eating regular bread.

Just a small glimpse into my twisted fucked up reality

I know what you are

1 year since the worst fomo I’ve ever felt lol

Het Onnoembare…

I would kill for that Grizzly Peak shirt

Honestly worth

Any word on what type of ride this will be?

Only Efteling could make a statement like this and truly mean it. Another reason they’re among the best in the business.

So ready for this to be a giant (valid) magic kingdom rant

JACK AND ODDFELLOW I AM SO READY

nice bro

Gonna really miss the original Rock n Roller Coaster. It may not have been the best ride ever, but it still meant a lot to me. Not only my first coaster with inversions, but a coaster that oddly began my appreciation for rides telling a full story. RIP to this weird, cheesy, and delightful ride.

I am complete and utter filth

Still bummed you couldn’t make it out to DAK last weekend. At least you can ride Indy, close your eyes, and just pretend it’s Dino.

Man I looked this up hoping we’d get some actual info instead of just a vague teaser

That was not me, I was wearing a black Carhartt jacket most of the day, but underneath I had a Hawaiian dinosaur shirt

RIP to my favorite ride at any theme park in the world.

I’m waiting in sections of the dinosaur queue I didn’t even know existed

It feels so weird stepping out here and not being hit with extreme humidity

Decided on a whim to upgrade my DAK ticket for tomorrow and an Epcot day on Monday. Only to find out it was $200? It's probably just an error, I'll just see how much it costs on its own... oh it's actually $200 to buy a park ticket to Epcot now. Great.

You say that like you’d complain about it

Two sleepy boys

Anyone else gonna be at the funeral for the greatest ride on earth next Sunday?

Agreed this is the biggest issue I have with this whole thing. I'll be especially bummed if we lost that really pretty atmospheric music we get when entering the land.

And super monkey ball

Oh, I almost forgot to show off my cool Christmas gift (be it known I only own and intend to own theme park music)

Almost forgot, happy 20 years since the last original Disney attraction in the US

…please help me

Finally, Monsters Unchained! Yeah, it's 2025 and everyone's been talking about Epic. I got to visit this park opening day, and ran here immediately. While Stardust and Ministry are great, this ride is easily the best for me. Just an action-packed blast that left me grinning ear to ear each ride.

Next, Hex at Alton Towers! This is a ride which was unfortunately closed my first visit to Alton Towers, but thankfully I got on it this time! This ride was such a surprise, an amazingly presented ride with equally amazing lore. I love how it's uniquely positioned to follow local legend.

Up next, Kessel-Tanz! Riding a Tagada has ALWAYS been a massive bucket list thing for me. And after unexpectedly coming across a huge fair in Dusseldorf, I finally got to! This ride was chaos, people falling over each other, and just a hilarious blast (that would never exist over here).