So many beautiful shots in that one

At least he’s trafficking adults this time.

Pour a Sam Adam’s in a to go cup and you’ll be fine

In reality Jeanne Tripplehorn has zero horns

Ridley’s Believe it or Scott

I love you like John C Reilly loves stupid hats

Used to be a big fan of black sharpies but after seeing them all over the Epstein Files I am disgusted

Stranger Things is so unrealistic. No teen wearing a shirt for the Fall has ever had a girlfriend

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“Gagging”

Can never remember if the invisible woman is a super hero or a major work of second wave feminism

Haven’t smoked in eleven years but I still identify as a kamel reds guy

Never thought I’d have so much in community a shopping area

Psychologists say that if you don’t know who the CIA sleeper agent is in your friendship group, then there’s a very high chance it’s you…

UHF (1989)
Se7en (1995) 🔉

Of course the whole world goes to hell right after I start contributing to my 401k

The information I am about to tell you is highly classified. I farted

My browser is like the bus from speed if I have less than 50 tabs opened it’ll explode

27 years ago i invented the McFlurry and McDonald’s has never paid me a dime. Sure I was “pantsless” and “trespassing” at the time but I still deserve compensation!

Somewhere around your mid 30’s the mustaches stop being ironic

I’m running a stylophone through an rv5 and that’s about it

Eurorack modular synths are the model train sets of my generation

Can’t believe it’s been two years since that mass shooting in my hometown. Time flies when you’re living in a dystopian nightmare.

I feel like red riding 1974 has that. Z is weirdly the reverse

Best songs of the 2000s
#3. Toxic
#2. Hey Ya
#1. The theme from SeaLab 2021

IS THIS THE NEW VOID I SCREAM IN? Jk I’ve been here the whole time.

behold my latest creation, the Hydra, eight space heaters plugged into an ungrounded power strip!

Werewolves have to many rules just let em be a dog boy