Arr, I found me phone

Sitter og venter på at mamma kommer hjem så jeg kan få stjålet telefonen hennes

Jeg skjønner hvis det er et bank kort eller noe hvor du kan se hvem som eier den men like... Telefon min må ha ligget ved vei kanten i MAKS 10 minutter og noen tok den for jeg finner den ikke

Altså hvis du ser en telefon på bakken LA DEN LIGGE?? Like, folk kommer til å gå tilbake for å se etter den og hvis du tar den til en slags hittegods så gjøre dere bare prosessen 20x vanskeligere

Me everytime I go outside with glasses on: Wow, my life is so much better now.

Narrator voice: She did not bring glasses the next time she went out

I had a plucking phase, but it fucked up my skin so bad 😫

Ive spent weeks watching Malcolm In The Middle and just fininished the 20 years later special. And I enjoyed it a lot 😌

Average Trans femme experience:

Pre-transition: Vigorously shave your face every day with a man's razor
First years of transition: Toss that man's razor out for a woman's razor cuz dysphoria
5 years in: Buy a new man's razor cuz you finally realized that the women's razors are trash

I have been doing DIY HRT for over a year now until I recently finally got a good balance again and my boobs instantly started growing again??

Its weird how I have been on estrogen for 6 years and my body is still changing

X screenshot

I died reading this

So I know a lot of people (especially lesbians) who have talked about their comphet feelings. But I feel like most of them kinda just went "I realized I had comphet feelings and just woke up to reality" but I dont understand how anyone can do that?? Like what did yall do to snap out of it?

My hot take of the day is that I LOVE vocal fry, it makes me so happy

Nothing makes me yell more than fighting games. League wishes it made me as angry as Tekken does lmaoo

screenshot from last.fm where someone called me a "slut who got molested by my dad and uncle" because I dislike the new BTS album

Most sane Army

Petition to change the term "cuck chair" to "sharing chair"

Every time there's a moment I like, they completely butcher it with the next part. 😭😩

As someone who has been an ARMY for almost a decade. I regret to inform that the new BTS album might be the worst album I have ever heard in my life

I imagined Egoraptor saying that now

A simple start of a drawing, just two eyes, a mouth and the top of a frog's head, in a cartoony style. The words "finish the frog" are also there.

artists of bluesky ( #artsky? someone cleverer tag the right thingy), I issue you a challenge:

Finish the frog

Drawing of a frog in frog-themed space-marine armor)

Here's mine :)

donald trumps presidency will go down as the biggest wealth transfer from the working class to the rich in american history

I saw this icon and thought "This looks AI-generated" and decided to look into it and I cannot find anything about who made it. Does anyone know who made it? (Tagging @tbskyen.com cuz he is the only one I know about who would care about this enough to know 😅)

@cginochi.bsky.social Omg they put you in ffxiv!?

Selfie

Purely coincidence that I decided to go full makeup on a friday #selfiefredag (featuring my new trousers)

a woman with red hair is laying on a bed with her hands together ALT: a woman with red hair is laying on a bed with her hands together

I need my gay kpop friends to know about XLOV this is important

Everything Burns!

#FF14 #FFXIV

Every woman with curly hair's nightmare

I hate watching youtube retrospectives about micro celebrities where they REFUSE to talk about their politics because "That's just something they believe" or some shit.
Obviously your politics is a big part of who you are and just closing your eyes at that is missing a huge point of their career.

My brother came to visit and right before he left, he announced that his son also wanted to come, because he wanted to check out our new TV.
Bro literally agreed to go on an 8 hour drive just to watch Minecraft videos on TV...

I just started playing pokemon platinum and found a shiny bidoof before I even got pokeballs.... I am so mad.