They could always try to swing back around and land on the moon for fun, just to know they did it before they go out

I made it all the way to the apocalypse without learning IPv6

us president is basically threatening to nuke someone on extra-racist-twitter and yet i am preparing for an interview. the world is weird

hoping to see more of these polls with a nice boost for the NDP post-leadership campaign, if only because my fave won

bottom surgery be like

the amount of ptsd i have from the time i was trying to leave an AWS conference in Toronto and was stuck in this particular spot for a solid 90 minutes inching forward, knees crying out in pain, me crying out in pain, just.... awful

i did, in fact, start planning on how to leave ontario that day

"on that shit dogs are on be seeing colours outside the knowledge of humans"

>wake up
>it’s trans day of visibility
>open phone
>kristi noem’s husband is a bimbofication sissy
>go back to sleep

its been devastatingly chilly in victoria lately 😭

i think the only time i get fully socially awkward in person anymore is if a strange man in a thrift shop says some out of pocket shit to me while i'm browsing pants like "you have large feet for a woman"

"sometimes" is perhaps the most awkward thing i could've said, i think

i think you should support trans women on the basis that discrimination against us hurts us. when things are done to hurt us we feel it. we feel pain. we are real people. we want to be treated fairly right now, not in the future, but now, because it hurts now.

photo of the lobby of a medical clinic, showing a lot of pride flags and posters for queer things

bulletin board and misc queer signs and decor in the waiting area

the best thing about my post-op care is that it happens at the most aggressively queer clinic that exists, probably 💜

sometimes i miss my shorewall from the 00's

Congrats rob ford on 10 years sober

no amount of the comments warning me was enough to make me not drop my phone while trying to show my wife

My 11 Pro is deeply unhappy with me about this choice

oh god Liquid Glass really is so bad. i upgraded to get call screening but damn i regret it now

Someone holding a sign reading “let’s go lesbians” hanging over a railing in front of the Vancouver Goldeneyes sign at a PWHL game

Shout out to the PWHL

Five US Air Force refueling planes hit in Iranian strike on Saudi Arabia, WSJ reports Five U.S. Air Force refueling planes ​were struck and ‌damaged on the ground at Prince Sultan ​air base in ​Saudi Arabia, the Wall ⁠Street Journal reported ​on Friday, citing two ​U.S. officials.

my neighbour told me iran keeps blowing up his aerial refuelling tankers so i asked how many aerial tankers he has and he said he just goes to boeing and buys a new aerial tanker afterwards so i said it sounds like he's just feeding aerial tankers to iran and then his taxpayers started crying

a recruiter has told me that they've been "following my profile for a while" and that they were glad that I've finally responded to them once

truly the job market is strange place

brb sending you a photo and asking if mine is affordable or luxury

they’re legitimately so nice, they somehow make it a real enjoyable time

the longer i am on HRT, the more i look like a gay goth version of my mom instead of a gay goth version of my dad.

i am pleased with this outcome because my mom is beautiful & i love her.

embarrassed myself yesterday in front of three beautiful women as I stood there (they were sitting) and tried to find the word for quiche by stating “it’s got like eggs and stuff, starts with a C”

not the part of my post-op follow-up i thought would be most embarrassing but alas

“I just got out of the briefing and I think you should hold your loved ones tight” thanks senator, very encouraging

Reform UK is just the political party from V for Vendetta but instead of manufacturing an actual domestic crisis, it’s just the natural end result of decades of neoliberalism

watching the US get accidentally dunked on by Gulf allies and also like, show how actually bad it is at anything other than curb stomping unarmed civilians has made the pain less bad though

truly humbling to realize I was not in fact just doing good at recovery, i was just powering through by a steady supply of good drugs, and as soon as I lost those it sucked REAL HARD

If you smell toast, you might be having a stroke... a stroke of luck that is. It’s toast time.

this theory did so much long term damage to me that it can honestly never be mitigated. truly set back my entire transition by like a decade at least.

despicable stuff, to be expected from rags like The Atlantic and NYT these days