my body is a machine that turns full cans of dr. shasta into empty cans of dr. shasta

the song referenced in this post now has ominous latin verses in it. putting the several years of latin courses I took in college to use (I remember almost nothing)

I hope when my album is out someone says something like "wow it sounds like you were venting a lot of deep personal distress with this one" so I can be like "actually that song is about my ryan trecartin inspired ff7 au where sephiroth eats eats all the polygons and becomes the god of the computer"

(stereotypical hippie stoner voice) delta 9 is my medicine, man!!!

discovering that if I ingest enough thc it seems to make me stop dissociating? or at least do it a lot less. which I'm pretty sure is the opposite of what most people say weed does. but hey it works.

Overview An estimated 550,000 people live in the triangle of death.

that cant be good

it completely changes the mood. it's like they're having a conversation and someone just recorded it. but then it's final fantasy so that conversation is about how we're going to merge all the universes into one big universe, cloud! it'll be really good and awesome please trust me

this is the mental state I was in while making this in case anyone was wondering

the ff7 rebirth cut scene compilation with no background music is actually deeply surreal lol

shoutout to the person that uploaded all of the ff7 rebirth/remake cutscenes with no subtitles or music. this is about to make the next several hours of sentence mixing so much easier

every single time I'm high I try to mix my songs and I go "this is the best mix I've ever done." and then I listen to it the next day and it's actually straight ass

this is the secret to mixing that pro producers don't want you to know...

The longer i do music the more im convinced that AAAAAAAHHHHRRHRHB

this is part of what I made & I started incorporating it into an avant guard sephiroth ytp. it will be the most video of all time

im cooking something incredible for weed day

fuck dude I'm so sorry. I got fired a few months ago, that shit is so awful

this study suggests that ADHD can in fact be defeated with sex toys. do with that info what you will

this only happened because I thought that if I got up early & deposited my check at the bank I could then use that money to replace my broken vibarator (I can say that on here this account is marked as 18+ #affirmation). but alas, it does not transfer until tomorrow. life can be so cruel

on time to therapy for the second time ever. everyone clap and cheer and say hooray

new vylet pony has already taught me that ?! is the standard writing of the interrobang and not !?. this is devastating news for me, a longtime !? enjoyer

I may be broke, but at least I can still download new vylet pony because I pre-ordered it B)

just applied for a job. everyone clap and cheer

Gender should literally just be a common thing that people *should* examine in order to have a fullness of life, even if nothing massively changes. It should be as common as developing a fashion style or a music taste. Deconstruction of societal imprint, no matter how “far” you go, is freedom.

this world is so fucked up

are people really saying this 😭 I mean, I guess ytps have definitely gotten weirder & what qualifies as a ytp is maybe less clear than it used to be? but also I feel like we've both been watching videos that are unambiguously ytps for as long as we've known each other lol

less than a dollar in my bank account 😎 we stay winning

"THEY" don't want YOU to know that MY blood is 99% PURE Red40...and you'res can be to!!! THIS is the america we left behind..... #red40 #physical media....are you ready to join the FIGHT for TRUTH!?

I'm a sick and twisted creature on a daunting and dangerous mission to RECLAIM they/them pronouns !!!

the floors and stairs in this house are so loud. I just want to go downstairs so I can get a glass of water! believe it or not I don't want to wake up everyone in the house with the World's Loudest Drum!!