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Posts by Ryan Lambie

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After France, Denmark is moving too: its Digitalisation Ministry plans to phase out Microsoft, switching to Linux and LibreOffice in the coming months. The goal is clear—reduce dependence on a handful of global tech giants and strengthen digital sovereignty.

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Argh. I just made the same joke. Sorry. Great minds and that.

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The Travelling Whaleburys

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This is 100 percent a Peter Venkman move.

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Keir Starmer says he's shocked - shocked - that Bitey, a dog with a long history of biting people, bit him on the arse.

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That last paragraph...

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A bit by me on directors who have their names above or in a film's title. And some examples of when it's a bad, bad idea.

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Feel free to email at ryan-at-whynow-dot-co-dot-uk with portfolio/rates.

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Any illustrators out there - preferably with experience of magazine cover art? I have some potential paid work for Film Stories over then next couple of weeks or so. #journorequest

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If Google wants to even pretend to be a source of reliable information, its AI really needs to stop pulling in nonsense spouted by random people on Reddit. Caught it spitting out completely nonsensical measurements for a bit of IKEA furniture yesterday. Source? Not IKEA's site. Some guy on Reddit.

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Ace slideshow, though

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From the TheStrokes community on Reddit: OBLIVIUS - Coachella 2026 Explore this post and more from the TheStrokes community

There's currently a full version of The Strokes doing Oblivius at Coachella here. Ballsy stuff.
www.reddit.com/r/TheStrokes...

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Coachella is trying to wipe all of the footage of The Strokes protest set so I’m gonna post it here. The last images on the screen made me cry.

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Cyberdine In Seattle

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The Prime Video preview pic for The Terminator makes it look like a Meg Ryan/Tom Hanks-style rom-com

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Is it water? It's water isn't it.

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A Newly Discovered Recording Lets You Hear Delta Blues Legend Robert Johnson in Stunning Clarity Great swathes of rock music since the nineteen-sixties would never have existed, we're sometimes told, were it not for the recordings of Robert Johnson. Certainly the likes of Keith Richards, Eric Cla...

Holy SHIT someone found the test pressing of Robert Johnson's Cross Road Blues and it is clear as a PIN www.openculture.com/2026/04/reco...

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You can always count on me to get results. Those results are usually shit, but they count as results all the same.

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Not once in the 80s, 90s or 00s do I recall a politician urging the public to embrace email, mobile phones, texting, two factor authentication, online banking, air fryers, or to replace all their cassette collection with a CD collection.

So forgive me if I smell a rat.

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Here's your chance to own a bit of British motoring history with the first Land Rover Freelander registered in the UK! It does need some (well, a lot of) restoration work though...

That plus a Lada Niva bought to do pub runs on this week's #weirdcarbs #podcast.

Listen here: pod.fo/e/3fe323

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The strait sounds about as open as the trench was on the Death Star, then.

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Inspired by @karlbode.com, I wrote a simple guide to the various Warner Bros mergers since the year 2000. Job losses, chaos, billions gone up in smoke.

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WHERE IS MY JAM WINDOW

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Obviously I've emailed to complain

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They should all look like this...

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They forgot to cut the hole out of my jammy dodger

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This is funny in its own right, but even funnier if you watch as many Millard videos as I do, and can hear it said with his wonderfully dry delivery.

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Pic from an article about how to change Taskmaster

Pic from an article about how to change Taskmaster

Switch from improv to a tightly scripted format. Replace Greg and Alex with Dame Patricia Routledge and Clive Swift. Instead of tasks, have a woman who aspires to be posh but falls into a hedge when a big dog barks

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Thrash, now on Netflix, is the best sharks-in-the-kitchen thriller you'll see in 2026 There are sharks in the kitchen the ridiculously fun disaster film Thrash swims onto Netflix. "Bull sharks - hyenas of the ocean!"

Thrash mesmerised me so much that I wrote a thing about its sharks-in-the-kitchen, "Hyenas of the ocean" madness.
filmstories.co.uk/news/thrash-...

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US tech firms successfully lobbied EU to keep datacentre emissions secret Legally questionable confidentiality clause adopted almost word for word from demands of Microsoft and trade groups

I dunno about y'all but I'm fairly sure we were sold out. Everybody involved needs to be held accountable for this, and the data centers need to be held not just to the same, but to higher environmental standards.

www.theguardian.com/technology/2...

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