The law works exactly like software, stand-up every 6 minutes, you know the drill

I'm pretty sure all of those girls were real. I've seen a few shops in my time.

Don't forget those people who thought I was Anthony Joshua

The package boys!

maybe gta6 is also too dangerous to release

Imagine not being able to eat because somebody hacked your gullet

AI is the destination without the journey, and what you'll find is that more often than not, the journey is the best bit.

📍 Winchester
Winchester, England, GB

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I have 1000 followers on Bluesky? That's 13rd of my 3000 undeserved followers on Twitter!

@alexdilley.dev this is very cool

I will never count crows

Right but
Bear with me
Just for sanity's sake
Can you just
For a minute
Just
Imagine dragons

A blue kayak

A yellow kayak

📍 Havant
Havant, England, GB

Bought some boats 😅

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Windows 9 was notable by its existence.

I knew I was doing something wrong. Pass the torch! I've been passing the buck for years!

Haha nailed it. It's exactly that for me, all social media does is get me riled up. I came here for peaceful updates.

Can't wait to see the LOC flex 🤣

Birthday boy's big birthday activity is opening presents and then putting the toys away in my (in progress) cupboards.

I'd buy that for the stopper alone

I like to read docs and sing and dance :(

It wouldn't be difficult if you connected it to WiFi...

Guess I'll have to find out what sort of fuel my bicycle uses in that case. Where's the filler cap?

Oh I don't use home automation.

You had to connect ours to the WiFi to get it to talk to the extractor!

I'm embracing it Rob. Embrace, extend...er... Extinguish.

home automation is great, you could easily automate your house to burn down at a set time or based on a triggering event

Of all of the tools that I figured would remove actual useful things I use and replace them with AI tools I don't want, I could have guessed it would be @notion.com

And enough gas to heat your house for 2 months.

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Stockholm! The Svelte Society meetup is making a comeback!

Once again we're hosted by Schibsted!

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Keytrace - You be you, everywhere. Link your GitHub, domain, and other accounts to your internet handle. Cryptographically signed, user-owned, and portable.

I'm linking my keytrace.dev: did:plc:7plf4tknnkjxjqk24umtyodi @orta.io

Oh wow I might be pregnant because I want this

ba-dum tish