warden? like... prison warden?

my eyes turn red when i'm angry and my hair turns black with red tips

erdirl 🤤

NOOOOOO

white chatelard can't hurt you he isn't real

he's probably the darkest character in the game dude i can't handle this

i can't even begin thinking about the "looks like he's in his teens" thing. this reads like a description of adol

does she describe anyone else's skin tone or is it specifically pointing out the ones who originally had darker skin

holy fucking shit

it might just be

a truck carrying one million bees

get back to work!!

franziska von karma

franz.... butler

from franziska (2009) to franz (2016) congratulations on the transition sir

these are so high cut you can still see her butt. what more do these people want? a thong??

FEEL BETTER BINXKITTY!!

majora is sending lots of licks and cuddles for a speedy recovery!! lots of love from us ♡♡

おはようございます。

the polycule's polyglot

what if you had a polycule and came to possess a single child and you all spoke a different language to it during its crucial developmental years. would you make the most multilangual child in history

i'm about to enact the early bird ordinance for you all!!!

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COME PLAY WITH ME 😡😡😡😡😡😡

it's 9 AM and none of my animal crossing villagers are awake?? LAZY JERKS

we got four boxes in on the truck today and EVERY LAST ONE was gone within 2 hours. literal hordes of squealing children making their parents buy at least 6 nee doh squishies at a time. it was terrifying

dude it's so fucking stupid it's literally just a squishy stress ball ish toy. the brand blew up on tiktok or smt and now it's bought out EVERYWHERE

we literally got 15 calls on my shift alone (not an exaggeration we started tallying them) asking if we had the nee dohs/ when we would get them in

🚨ATTN ALL PARENTS🚨
Nee-Dohs are DEMONIC! do NOT buy Nee-Dohs for your children! they will lead to the DEVIL!!

Nee-Doh will teach your children to GRIP the hand of Satan! Nee-Doh will teach your children to bow on their KNEEs for Satan! DO NOT PURCHASE THIS PRODUCT

WE'RE OUT. YOU BOUGHT ALL OF THEM. FUCK OFF

jesus christ on a fucking dildo if i get one more customer asking if we sell nee dohs i'm going to hurt someone

happy trans day of visibility 🏳️‍⚧️ did you know all nihon falcom characters are canonically transgender? yes, even them. it's true! no need to look it up because i'm here to deliver only the truth!

Happy Trans Day of Visibility from your favorite adventurer! 🏳️‍⚧️

ʚ #イース #Falcom #YsFanArt #AdolChristin ɞ

NOT MY GREG

does nobody care about guardsman greg's pussy like i do? 0 searcb results for him on google inages