29 years ago today, Mr. Burns had a ketchup problem.

#TheSimpsons episode “The Old Man and the Lisa” first aired April 20, 1997.

What if the curse was to be human? 🥀✨🐾

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

31 years ago today, Mr. Burns sang about his gorilla-chest vest and other clothes made from animals.

#TheSimpsons episode “Two Dozen and One Greyhounds” first aired April 9, 1995.

"Surely Minnesotans won't fight back," racists in 1863 and 2026

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Share a gif from a horror movie you love.

29 years ago today, Mrs. Krabappel and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and Ralph Wiggum saw one of the babies and the baby looked at Ralph.

#TheSimpsons episode “Grade School Confidential” first aired April 6, 1997.

28 years ago today, April 5, 1998: #TheSimpsons episode “The Trouble with Trillions” first aired on Fox.

33 years ago today, Bart Simpson executed his most epic April Fool's Day prank on Homer.

#TheSimpsons episode “So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show” first aired April 1, 1993.

Today is International Transgender Day of Visibility.

QTP with a GIF of a Franchise better than Harry Potter.

30 years ago today, Troy McClure starred in the musical “Stop the Planet of the Apes, I Want to Get Off!”

#TheSimpsons episode “A Fish Called Selma” first aired March 24, 1996.

Tweet by Matt Duss quoting Socrates—“The unexamined life is not worth living”—in response to a post about billionaire Marc Andreessen saying he has no introspection. The image shows Andreessen seated at a table in a studio interview setting, wearing a dark sweater and smiling slightly.

This honestly explains a lot.

Happy St. Patrick's Day! #TheSimpsons

29 years ago today, Homer Simpson declared alcohol to be “the cause of —and solution to — all of life’s problems.”

#TheSimpsons episode “Homer vs. the Eighteenth Amendment” first aired March 16, 1997.

Grainy black and white photo of two adorable longhaired kittens sitting together, one tabby and one black or tortie. Text below them reads “The heavenly twins”.

The Heavenly Twins. 💕 Postcard from my collection, no date.

What movie did you watch over and over as a kid?

Quite possibly the biggest #Oscars  upset in history.

33 years ago today, it was the best of times, it was the BLURST of times?!

“Last Exit to Springfield” first aired on March 11, 1993.

Black and white photo of four kittens spilling out of a basket that seems to be partially full of sticks or vines or something. They’re all short haired, and there is a black haired tuxedo, two tabbies, and what looks like a white and calico. Two of them look remarkably grumpy, and the other two seemed kind of blank and possibly confused.

Historians agree that the real Pandora’s Box was likely a basket of grumpy kittens. Postcard from my collection, mailed 1904.

Your job is to pick the worst actor to play James Bond.

31 years ago today, Mr. Burns’ film was booed by everyone at the Springfield Film Festival, except Hans Moleman, who was saying “Boo-urns.”

#TheSimpsons episode “A Star is Burns” first aired March 5, 1995.

I like it! Wonderful colors :)

Couldn't have said it better myself. I literally read this in my attempt at a Paul Winchell impression.

Dr. Seuss would be so proud.

PENGUIN & CLASSICS AN ENTIRE FRAT SETS SAIL TO STEAL THE WORLD'S FANCIEST COAT

Jason is, admittedly, very on brand.

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