To celebrate the win, Dundon’s gonna let the team Super Size their postgame McD’s

The dude who played Moriarty was delightful.

actually yes, I would LOVE to pay full price, thanks for asking.

The more he pitched, the more they lost

(M's were 1-7 in games he appeared in)

critterball (complimentary)

Reggie Miller: “If these threes were going for Portland, they would be up double digits.”

Reggie hasn’t watched a single Blazer game all year, has he?

"you know I got an assortment" kills me every time

Storm seem to be in the midst of their Swift/Petro/Sene Era

Ha, was visiting my parents for Easter weekend and found that exact pot in the back of a cupboard. I asked my mom about it, and she said she didn't want to throw it away since it's the final piece from the set they got when they were married in 1971.

freshen your drink, guvnah?

She's here somewhere

On a Subaru? Well I never!

The statue is hitting cleanup tonight

and at about 150 db

my stupid cat Archie watching some dude play sports in slacks

Archie is getting really into the Masters

Damn, those four errors really came back to bite em

And the great thing is, anybody who didn’t ask for it can simply… not watch it.

Thanks, good luck with Nicole

So, still no?

So that’s a no?

You OK, man?

mega old ed baldwin

“We forgot he was still up there”

Today I learned I can read German

Leisure Suit Larry

We're like Sid and Nancy

Does he think 12-year-olds don't go to movies?

Such a Trevor comment

(deepest apologies to the Trevors who aren’t twats)

My mom (a proper Iowa Lutheran) makes the world’s greatest Special K bars.