Happy 413, TGP fans and players! We've released a minor patch to celebrate this fateful occasion, available now on Steam!

It looks like the hardworking consorts have fallen asleep with no dungeons to build... Consider joining our Discord server and submitting some dungeons in our ongoing DUNGEON CONTEST!

Hello, TGP fans and players! The day has finally come, and with it, THE UPDATE! Please enjoy version 0.6.0, of Crypts and Creatures, live now on Steam! store.steampowered.com/news/app/161...

Keep your eyes peeled, TGP fans and players, the next update drops sometime THIS MONTH!

Hello, TGP fans and players! ...I forgot what I was going to say.

Isn't it mesmerizing...?

Hello, TGP fans and players! Release draws ever-nearer, we hope you've got those fighting spirits ready! "Be Not Aggrieved" track by Mango Unit. (I had to cut it in half to fit it on Bluesky sorry... go check our Tumblr or Discord to hear the full track! ^_^;)

hey! please report this using our bug tracker, bugs.sburb.me , so we can take a look!

Hello, TGP fans and players! Even with all the focus underlings and dungeons have been receiving, don't worry! Your inner interior decorator is still being gradually catered to. Here's a look at just a handful of the new decorative house items coming in this update!

Hello, TGP fans and players! Come take a look at something mischievous we've been brewing recently...

Hello, TGP fans and players! Have you ever been in this situation? Alchemy too confusing, or items too abstract? Lost on TGP's many moving parts? Well, I have great news! T EAM is hard at work putting together an official TGP wiki for all your referencing and alchemical needs!

heheh yes it is!!! oops XP

These awesome additions were suggested by the community members Dazey, PumpkinPatriot, and Squad141 as part of our dungeon item submission contest!

Happy 413, TGP fans and players! Thank you to everybody who submitted dungeon loot, and congratulations to our lucky winners! Come check out our new loot:
Barbed Wire, the Righteous Cavalry and Wicked Troops, and the Dungeon Key! What secrets will it unlock...?

How would you like the chance to leave your mark on dungeon loot? Draw or describe some items you think would fit into a dungeon chest! Unlike last time, we'll be picking THREE lucky winners! Rules and submissions are accepted in our Discord!

(and a little glimpse behind the curtains for all of those interested in the inner-workings)

Hello, TGP fans and players! We hope you enjoyed this past month of sneak peeks, teasers, and reveals! As one final gift, here's a look at another new system being worked on for the fresh take on dungeons... Stay safe out there!

Well. It's gone through some changes in the modern year of 2025, and we're pleased to show off the GOLEM! Fight this fearsome foe in the dungeons of your planet, and discover what punches it packs and what goodies it guards!

The old "homunculus" design.

PSYCHE!!!!!!! One more special underling sneak peek for now, TGP fans and players! Remember the "homunculus" from the underling vote? No? ...and it was over 3 years ago and I need to get with the times? ...Oh.

And to round off the bunch is the roundest of the bunch: titachnids! Not quite bugs, not quite arachnids. Not quite anything, really. They're just vaguely ominous blobs... We hope you enjoyed seeing these underling sneak peeks, and we'll see you next week for something entirely different :0

That's from the Dutton prototype!

The biggest underling of our current roster, giclopes! And giant they are; the giclops' textures are the biggest sprites we have in the entire game!

Though inconsistent in Homestuck itself, we've ironed out basilisks into a force to be reckoned with! No other enemy can spam your chat quite like a cobalt basilisk.

Gremlins are back and gremlinier than ever! Sneakier? You bet! Scarier? Definitely! Cuter? Well... they're a little cute, in the malformed pug kind of way.

TGP is known to have plenty of bugs... And of those, kheprits are our favorite! We hope you enjoy their fresh less-buggy appearance.

For the second underling showcase, here are some liches! In all their creepy glory, liches remain the shambling skeletons you'd expect to find in a dungeon. ...Unless they have the face of a deceased comedian.

Hi again, TGP fans and players! Throughout the next week, I'll showcase some select images of underlings sporting the all-new prototype effects drawn up for this update. All sprites now have full prototype effects for all underlings (except ogres. Sorry ogres!). Here are some little guys, the imps!

As for the first content reveal, several underlings have been gone over and entirely redrawn with a fresh coat of paint! All new sprites, animations, and in some cases, designs!

Hello, TGP fans and players! I'll be doing multiple teasers for the next update throughout the coming week. First off, the reveal for the theme of the next update! This upcoming update, OF CRYPTS AND CREATURES, is all about dungeons and underlings!

Hello, TGP fans and players! We have some very exciting things in the works for you all right now... Exciting... and SCARY!

Hello, TGP fans and players! While I'm mirroring all our teasers to the social medias, here's a small tidbit of new content to tide you over: Bees and related items are getting a little makeover... No longer will they bee aliens!