Everyone knows the way you change the Constitution is to have six people in robes make up a new Constitution as they go along.

every conservative political complaint comes back to "those people shouldn't count because they disagree with me"

You could only hope to contain him

Jeffries threatening “maximum warfare” if Florida redistricts

I will never get over this

if you live in Virginia go out and vote Yes so i can live in the lobster district

Remembering some guys:

Larry Jonnson’s Character Grandmama.

She could ball for a minute.

Well…30 seconds.

I hope people saw the alt-text joke. Not saying it’s “funny”. But I hope it wasn’t flat.

Thirteen U.S. troops died trying to get these people to safety — Afghan interpreters, soldiers, and the families of our service members. Veterans spent sleepless nights during the chaotic withdrawal fighting to keep them alive. Now our own government is going to abandon them.

Starting a mid-decade redistricting war only to end up with -1 seats is the same fine strategic genius and subtle grasp of game theory that brough us the Strait of Hormuz.

Spent some time just now before cursing in someone’s quote skeets and I feel like this person never curses On Here - they have like 18 days of not posting any cursing. It’s fine, but a little hard to believe I follow someone like that.

They must be doing something else right.

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “The Texas gerrymander freak out. What’s happening in Texas is not a threat to democracy.”

Washington Post Editorial Board headline: “Virginia plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss. The redistricting scheme was always a power grab by Democrats. Voters went along with it.”

The Washington Post Editorial Board was fine with Republicans gerrymandering in Texas.

But when Democrats responded in Virginia, it’s a “power grab” that “plunges America deeper into the gerrymandering abyss.”

“You won’t be able to see ALF’s genitalia for four hours, only read about it.”

MARYLAND: let’s not try.

I would submit that a gerrymander by politicians saying fuck the voters and one by voters saying fuck the politicians are two wholly different animals

Bill Ferg does not enjoy this feeling.

You know what, he shouldn’t be allowed to. Anyone near him, make sure he’s not.

A good way to get out of talking about this is to say “don’t play dumb with me”, also at full volume, in whatever space you’re in. The louder the better.

“But you were fine with it then, weren’t you?” just as loud as you can say it in public, is a perfectly reasonable phrase to get out of talking about this election with a person you don’t feel like talking about it with.

You can use the word “incredulously” in a headline.

“I can’t eat Ronnie!”

Digital art of a turtle made out of a burger stacked on 4 French fry legs. A green pickle sliding out the burger forms the head of the turtle.

burger turtle 🍔

Does it come with an Impossible or Beyond patty? No one would ever know. As long as all the fixins were on there.

¡Viva Don Knotts!

“Do ardvarks like aples?”

“Nearly fresh fruit is all we can afford.”

This has upgraded to a PDS (Particularly Dangerous Situation) for Colorado tomorrow. (Salida down through Alamosa area)

This is a VERY big deal. It’s the first time NWS has issued this in CO. Share widely. If things catch fire it will be not good.

Locked Up by Israel at 15, Palestine Activist Is Now Jailed by ICE Doxxed by Canary Mission and jailed by ICE, Salah Sarsour calls on his Wisconsin community to challenge injustice.

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"Send us money to help build a border wall" and then instead buying yourself 18 more rumpled polo shirts to wear simultaneously, that's donor fraud. "Send us money to help research and track extremists" and then spending that money on obtaining information about extremists groups is... not fraud.

If you haven’t voted yet- you have until 7 pm to get to your normal polling place. Keep pushing!

My statement regarding unfounded attacks and threats against my family and staff.