guys, this is how you lose the time war

Her cute little nose!

It’s infuriating when a woman comes forward about a man raping her in his hotel room after drinking and the response is “Why would she go to his room?” “Why would she drink with him?” This is Mike Pence logic. Women should be allowed to hang out with men without expecting they will be raped.

I feel like anyone suggesting white pants for children is inherently unqualified to work with children. There's a basic common sense failure happening here.

So excited to have run 20 miles this weekend because it means I get to run fewer miles for a few weeks as I get ready to run even more miles

CHRISTINA KOCH GREETING HER DOG AFTER RETURNING FROM THE MOON IM GONNA CRYYY 😭😭😭

It’s profoundly ignorant to suggest that the Pope should be fighting crime on behalf of the Catholic Church. Anyone who was remotely familiar with Roman Catholicism would know that that’s what Daredevil is for

To all who celebrate

There are a lot of things to like about Carrot but I think this is the most *interesting* thing about him.

it is very important to remember that the confederates were both traitors and big stupid losers who got their asses kicked

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague street. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague park. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair. A woman is walking by on the right, oblivious.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a branching path in a Prague park. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

An image from Google Maps. It shows a Prague street. in the centre is what looks like a floating ball of hair.

I've been doing some research into locations in Prague using Google Maps, and either the guy who was tasked to take the photos got the camera position wrong, or there's a small hairy ghost haunting large swathes of the city.

Same, it's so fucking embarrassing.

MOST EARNED IT
Minneapolis

MOST SYMBOLICALLY CORRECT
Philly

MOST DEVASTATING TO TRUMP
New York

FUNNIEST
Miami

What a beautiful moment.

yeah actually that is 100% the correct path to take

Then I think those are good picks. HoX/PoX is so high-concept I'd hesitate to recommend it to someone looking to understand why our brain chemistry was altered by the more classic stuff but as its own modern story, absolutely.

Are they looking to get into current X-Men comics and then keep up with new ones coming out, or just kind of vibe with The X-Men Experience/enjoy some all-time must read stories?

ME: I know you from somewhere

JESUS: I get that a lot

ME: No I’m sure

JESUS: Just one of those faces

ME: [holding my arms out] Go like this

One day, "It" will happen, by which I mean sudden and unexpected news that you want to celebrate. In such cases, you will want the right outfit. 🧵

"you cheated not only the game but yourself" is not how i feel about video games at all but it is how i feel about people using LLMs to "write" essays for them

A man stands, staring in shock at the price on a gas pump.

"But...but...I'm not political," the man says to the pump. "This shouldn't affect me."

The price does not change.

"I'm NOT one of those POLITICAL types!" he screams.

The pump does not respond.

The price does not change.

It's not fashionable to say this, but basically Schumer, Jeffries and the Democratic Caucuses forced Trump, Johnson and Thune to tap out. They didn't give an inch and now Republicans are going to have to go through the meat grinder that is a SECOND reconciliation bill.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

a picture of an ewok with the words " yub nub intensifies " in red Alt: a picture of an ewok with the words " yub nub intensifies " in red

BlueSky when it becomes clear SCOTUS won't void the constitution

lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all

it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time

People still hating on the No Kings stuff are telling on themselves.

They don't *want* a popular resistance movement.

They want to be little rare political flowers who get to complain about the brunch moms but oops actually the brunch moms gave up on brunch and want blood, now

I cannot stress enough how these are PTA moms and soccer coach dads and I can best describe the vibe as “festively bloodthirsty”