Had I known you were actually thinking of names...
- The Venators of Vulkan
- The Pyre Guard
- The Celestial Firedrakes
- The Ardent Adherents
- The Promethean Paladins
- The Flamekeepers

Ah, the Knights of Nocturne Stormhost.
Classic!

Palantir finally announces "yea we're Weyland Yutani and we're proud of it, fuck you".

A bad photo of some purple-scaled Lizardmen with gold, yellow, and teal accents (partially painted) vs. some Orcs in Black and Yellow, all on a GW Lizardmen Team pitch.

Today's #BloodBowl game was a one-off, practice game. My brother joined a league with a few Lizardmen players and knows his #OrcTeam will struggle against them, so he asked me to dig out my half-painted #LizardmenTeam for a game. I'm afraid it was a brutal 3-0 victory to the Lustrians.
#Warhammer

Gaddamn I want some poutine.

I may have just referred to my children as "unceasing creators of endless filth," and I stand by that.

Mexico Class. California was Mexico, after all.

A white, Mormon man was revealed to have lied, stolen, and committed fraud, so the whole of the Utah religious-Conservative establishment rushed to defend him while digging up some of Nate Blouin's old posts (which, admittedly, are problematic) to distract.

@levostregc.bsky.social

I *really* wish they taught this about the Canterbury tales in high schools. I remember being bored to death in 9th-grade English class, but if I had known there was flatulence, rectal hot pokers, and arboreal fornication, I would have been all in!

I've long had a goal to make a Gorkamorka-themed Ork train hauling scrap across the desert to Mektown. Someday.

Let me edit that headline for you:
"Donald Trump [...] is [...] a massive failure."

A smiling Shaxs from Star Trek: Lower Decks with transporter effect and stars and planets in the background with white "HE IS RISEN" text in a Star Trek font in front of him.

[A photo of a whiny, alcoholic, weakling, former TV personality] Secretary of War Pete Heg... [grey check, US seal] X.com Our military installation have been turned into gun-free zones-leaving our service members vulnerable and exposed. That ends today. [A still of a video featuring the same drunk baby-man as before]

This is coup preparation.
There's literally no other reason for this. They're planning for an *internal* conflict within the US military and are using this as an excuse to arm their loyalists for it.

If I had Mike Ness's hairline...

Home | American Civil Liberties Union The ACLU dares to create a more perfect union — beyond one person, party, or side. Our mission is to realize this promise of the United States Constitution for all and expand the reach of its guarante...

"If you think like I do..."
...protest.
...write your reps and demand this bigot be impeached.
...donate to causes that stand-up to this (ACLU.org, for one).

Voting ain't enough. We can't wait.

Boingrot Embroiderer?

a man with a mustache is laying on a couch and says screaming Alt: A middle-aged man looks at his Hinge account and reacts accordingly (with anguished screaming)

Online dating in your 40s...

I'm tired, folks.

And the woman. And the Canadian.

Have a Blood Bowl Sports Wizard (with fire-football) and my Ventrilly 'Un Ork.
And feel better!

And there's at least one very rich person telling him to touch the stove again and getting much richer when he does...

Don't throw your pearls before the horse.

Because those documents contained evidence that Trump was showing passengers on his private plane some of the most CLASSIFIED secrets in existence — material so sensitive that only SIX people in the entire U.S. government had clearance to see it.

This isn’t over.

Some people sat down and decided to tell a story about hope, love, optimism, diversity, and how we nurture young people, while the fascists were turning the lights off around them. Fucking miracle.

BatGPT

Stop scrolling and post two characters who bring you happiness:

Markets Watchdog Rolls Over Amid Iran Insider-Trading Allegations The Commodity Futures Trading Commission is supposed to oversee prediction markets, where traders are cashing in on Dona

Under Trump, the CFTC has dropped investigations into Kalshi and Polymarket, announced its opposition to states’ attempts to regulate them, and made no moves to crack down on insider trading.

Donald Trump, Jr. is an advisor to both Kalshi and Polymarket.

Always follow the money.

If ever there was a godly creature and a godly number of them, it is these turtles. Just as monotheistic patriarchy shields the men who confirm to and embrace it, the scutes of these scaly seraphim shield them from all criticism, even online.

Not terrifying. All Jokaero should be purple!